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The people/property market

Imagine, for the sakes of this thread, that you are no longer a person. Imagine that you are a building instead. What type of building would you be? And how would you be advertised to any potential buyer?

I think I would be a flat, myself. Maybe because of the lifts you need for different levels, and the fact the lift in question keeps breaking down all the time. As for how I'd be advertised in a brochure;

"Stargalaxy: A modern property, it was only built in 1984 over a period of nine months, it retains a slightly old-fashioned mystique on the inside. Plenty of contemporary living space provided in this superb fifteen-floor flat with generous reception, a private roof terrace. Ample parking is provided. Viewings available on request, price to be negotiated."

So, what would you be? :p
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be a coffee house in the dam so I could be stoned 24/7.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A houseboat, on Murray River in Oz or in Amsterdam. The possibility to move around or stay in one fixed place, and always have "home" is very appealing. Same with a campervan, but that's not quite the same.

    Alternatively maybe a big Brownstone in New York, Brooklyn maybe, because they are superb.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A lovely big family house.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Ample parking is provided.

    Where? In the roof space? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where? In the roof space? :p
    Use your imagination, NinjaMaster. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a landfill site.

    what a mess!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd be a half built barn convertion,that nobody can be arsed to finish.....ideal project.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    wetherspoons.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A grotty little flat in the dodgy part of town.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    phot_2000_hangar18.jpg
    And a couple more.

    :D Thats me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would be an architectural masterpiece - something by Frank Loyd Right.
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