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socially unacceptable/offensive jokes thread

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    ya great puddin!
    it's supposed to be ...whats so good about shagging twenty six year olds ...theres twenty of them.

    :lol:

    bloody hell I got that terribly wrong.


    oh well

    also, unfortunately not drunked :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, bollocks to that then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I ALREADY POSTED THAT ONE LOL.

    Well bollocks to you, I'm a busy man, I can't be reading all these lesser posts that come before mine :p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Raz wrote:
    Well bollocks to you, I'm a busy man, I can't be reading all these lesser posts that come before mine :p
    :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    :crying:


    Awwww, have a hug.


    But no reach arounds :mad:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Raz wrote:
    Awwww, have a hug.


    But no reach arounds :mad:

    If you insist. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ROFL
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a bid to eradicate the spread of bird flu, the Irish air force has just bombed the canary islands :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim's gonna go nuts haha!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Oh dear...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Haha. MR has been quoted a few times, once by me! He isn't safe afterall1!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Aye, I doubt he'll be the only one getting a bollocking for this... Having a laugh at each others expense its a laugh but this thread has gone way to far. Remember, people from non-white cultures read this, even I believe some of the team behind the site are.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Haha. MR has been quoted a few times, once by me! He isn't safe afterall1!
    i'm not after being safe.
    i know i'm as guilty as everyone else but ...as i said ...i was a little high and saw it all in a different light.
    not pleasant if your a hunchbacked black lesbian jew who has jsut arrived here for some needed warmth and compassion.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Aye, but I don't think anyone here is actually Racist... Well, I hope not anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But isn't that the whole point rolly? To slag off those we percieve as inadequate or what their stereotypes are? It's only a bit of craic ffs
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    It's only a bit of craic ffs
    i know and thats why i joined in ...do you see me asking or telling anyone to change what they said?
    do you see me complaining about this thread?
    no.
    all you see is me changing my mind about what i wanna say.
    ...and having the decency to tell you why.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dead on :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Dead on :thumb:
    i've got to go back to myu bed.
    been once and my jaw is still friggin playing up.
    still feel like my right ear has a steel peg hammered into it.
    goodnight.
    good morning!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    morrocan roll wrote:
    i've got to go back to myu bed.
    been once and my jaw is still friggin playing up.
    still feel like my right ear has a steel peg hammered into it.
    goodnight.
    good morning!
    Ouch! Hope your pain stops soon!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've just laughed fucking LOADS at these.

    I've got a couple but I'm not sure... I'm not drunk enough to tell them. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Schnap me Baby wrote:
    :eek2:

    My thoughts exactly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How do chinks name their kids?
    They throw silverware down the stairs.

    shouldnt laugh but that one was fucking hilarious :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Holy shit, I just read through this thread.



    Fucking hell chaps, fucking hell.

    This thread is definitley going to get zapped.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it wasnt the way I meant for the thread to go tbh. :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    i think we have gone a bit to far in this thread.
    someone could be arriving here for a little sanity and may well be one them damn foriegners so i suggest we clean it up a bit ...watch ...like this.
    You don't have to be foreign to be offended by racism.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    it wasnt the way I meant for the thread to go tbh. :no:

    arent these jokes socially unacceptable/offensive though ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    You don't have to be foreign to be offended by racism.
    notice ... 'may well be one them damn foriegners' ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    z01 wrote:
    arent these jokes socially unacceptable/offensive though ?
    they are indeed. I guess I should have expected it lol. I was thinking along the lines of rude jokes more than racist ones.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well if you tell a joke, doesnt matter if you are racist or not, its still the same joke
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