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Gangster Chicks in Melbourne OZ? Jess Black

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Sex & Relationships
Shit, I thought the girls were just tools $exed in to gangs - but here I am screwed over by some Jess Black chick and her little "Blackhearts". I mean - the thing's all chicks.

Yea, I was cheating on my gf, but she neva told me she knew no girl-gangs. I mean, I got set-up, some hottie invited me back to her place, and next thing I know she's ringing Sally to tell her I'm a lieing SOB of an a-hole. :banghead:

Anyone else had any experiences?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sorry, but i seem to be a bit confused.

    Whaaat!?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought girls in gangs were just for $ex, but I jus got screwed ova by some gangsta chick.

    Cost me my effing gf. I mean- wtf - since when do chicks have gangs?

    Some Jess Black chick runs the show - used some connections to get a girl to hit on me then went and told Sal that I'd agreed to go home with the hot bitch.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    (too late! already was 'explained')
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    eightinches wrote:
    I thought girls in gangs were just for $ex, but I jus got screwed ova by some gangsta chick.

    Cost me my effing gf. I mean- wtf - since when do chicks have gangs?

    Some Jess Black chick runs the show - used some connections to get a girl to hit on me then went and told Sal that I'd agreed to go home with the hot bitch.
    surely u shouldnt have gone home with her, i dont mean to be harsh but your girlfriend has every right to be angry with you. its not necessarily a gang, its just whats called a honey trap. you made your bed, my sweet, now lie in it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh I see :chin: :confused:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    dude, get a sex life ;[[

    It may encourage you to stop posting bollocks on here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is Joan Jett in the gang?

    So you're like... 14 right?

    Of course women have gangs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happens to the best of us. I've lost count of the times a Jess Black chick has used some hot bitch to set me up and get me in a spot of bother with the missus.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Happens to the best of us. I've lost count of the times a Jess Black chick has used some hot bitch to set me up and get me in a spot of bother with the missus.
    :lol: well that serves you right jon! you should be prepared, and could have warned this poor defenceless man from his predicament...best not tell him what happens next, dont want to worry him, or spoil the suprise!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    Is Joan Jett in the gang?

    .
    OMG how cool would THAT gang be.
    "yeah its me YEAH ME"

    I would so become Gangsta if i could be in Joan Jetts gang
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Happens to the best of us. I've lost count of the times a Jess Black chick has used some hot bitch to set me up and get me in a spot of bother with the missus.
    :lol: it must be such a pain.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    :lol: well that serves you right jon! you should be prepared, and could have warned this poor defenceless man from his predicament...best not tell him what happens next, dont want to worry him, or spoil the suprise!

    Well if he's anything like me he'll get his homies to go have a talk with them gangsta bitches, start pimping them ho's out and use the profits to buy his girl a lovely bunch of roses and a romantic dinner.

    Get back in her good books. Just remember Mr eightinches ... you've hurt her it may take a while for her to trust you again.

    :p

    ETA: and this really should be in relationships :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gangsta fo life, ya down? Yo homie, what shit you smokin'? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    OMG how cool would THAT gang be.
    "yeah its me YEAH ME"

    I would so become Gangsta if i could be in Joan Jetts gang
    Damn right. :thumb:

    My flatmate says that Joan Jett hit on her friend in a lesbian bar.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    Damn right. :thumb:

    My flatmate says that Joan Jett hit on her friend in a lesbian bar.
    did she put another dime in the jukebox baby?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    did she put another dime in the jukebox baby?
    Kekekeke ^__^

    I don't know how to love her...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The amount I care about this thread is into minus figures.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eightinches wrote:
    and next thing I know she's ringing Sally to tell her I'm a lieing SOB of an a-hole. :banghead:

    Anyone else had any experiences?

    That$ the mo$t h@rdcore experience I h@ve ever he@rd @bout. Did $he whip you with @ n@il file too?

    $nap. Word. Wayeeeheyah. Fo sho weeeehnnah, wee, thang, innit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well it's your fault for cheating on your gf in the first place to be honest!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah, it's not.

    If you have the mental age of a lemon then you're not responsible for your actions.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Gangsta fo life, ya down? Yo homie, what shit you smokin'? :confused:

    one of the funniest things ive ever seen you post on here :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that sounds like the gayest gang. do they have a website?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Felix Da Housecat wrote:
    that sounds like the gayest gang. do they have a website?

    No, THIS is the gayest gang.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    one of the funniest things ive ever seen you post on here :lol:
    Yo, bruvva, I'm seeing my homies. Homie love, ya down? I'm gonna go see da hoes and da bitches. :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Miffy wrote:
    No, THIS is the gayest gang.

    Haha! :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    Is Joan Jett in the gang?

    So you're like... 14 right?

    Of course women have gangs.
    Were'd 14 cum from? wtf mate

    Fuk all of u
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    actuali, fuck dis forum

    i'm out brotha - al you cousez can go fuk wit yaselves
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    If you have the mental age of a lemon then you're not responsible for your actions.

    Hehe... Nice one :thumb:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    eightinches wrote:
    actuali, fuck dis forum

    i'm out brotha - al you cousez can go fuk wit yaselves
    :lol: tally ho young man! i do hope you have the most delightful time in another forum, and that you sort out your predicament, and have a jolly nice life old pal!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    :lol: tally ho young man! i do hope you have the most delightful time in another forum, and that you sort out your predicament, and have a jolly nice life old pal!

    Your so not ghetto :p
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