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Has anyone every mircowaved semen?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    :lol:

    Arrr.... if only I had a dick I could spend my Friday night's experimenting with cum instead of posting on thesite.

    You and me both hunny :p

    Work over, bye bye, I'll miss your quirky antics :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    You and me both hunny :p

    Work over, bye bye, I'll miss your quirky antics :(
    I'm off to bed now anyway. I got to get up early tomorrow. :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what the fuck
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    what the fuck

    My thought exactly...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    What happened?



    Edited because I can't spell

    i think they packaged it and called it fast food,
    especially if you have a premature ejaculation problem, then i guess for at least once in your life, nobody will complain about the speed of service
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    What happened?



    Edited because I can't spell

    People call me sick on here :eek:

    What sort of deranged sicko would microwave semen?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didn't know Iranians didn't have a sense of humor.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dave777 wrote:
    What sort of deranged sicko would microwave semen?
    It's Saturday night, people are going out to get drunk... they'll come back in a few hours time, go on the site and want to do this before passing out...

    I just wonder if semen in the microwave would explode. :eek2:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    dave777 wrote:
    People call me sick on here :eek:

    What sort of deranged sicko would microwave semen?
    is it against islam by any chance?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmfao :lol:

    oh god, yopu lot get worse :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What semen, or just microwaving it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The results can't be any worse than mixing with hot water. Pretty sure that's how they make PVA glue. (or even worse, copydex)
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