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Has anyone every mircowaved semen?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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What happened?



Edited because I can't spell
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Somehow I think someone has hijacked your account ;[
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    Somehow I think someone has hijacked your account ;[
    Why do you think that?

    Tis me...

    Would it be like when you microwave egg?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do Tesco Value lasagnes count?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bad seed wrote:
    Do Tesco Value lasagnes count?
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Makes a cheap eyebrow wax (but dont wax the naughty area with it, bad stuff could happen)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Makes a cheap eyebrow wax (but dont wax the naughty area with it, bad stuff could happen)

    what? tesco value lasagne? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    what? tesco value lasagne? :p
    Well I don't know about you but I for one would never put Tesco Value Lasagne anywhere near my flange flaps. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Well I don't know about you but I for one would never put Tesco Value Lasagne anywhere near my flange flaps. :p

    Your really missing out :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Well I don't know about you but I for one would never put Tesco Value Lasagne anywhere near my flange flaps. :p

    I dunno...might be better than eating it... :yuck:

    ...or not...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    microwave spunk??? Sounds like an interesting party talkinbg piece!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    microwave spunk??? Sounds like an interesting party talkinbg piece!

    I wonder what it'd say?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Would it be like when you microwave egg?


    Cheers you just reminded me about getting scrambled egg :D:lol:

    /random
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The real question is, whos going to go home and do it now? I know I am
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    The real question is, whos going to go home and do it now? I know I am
    If I had my own bollocks I'd blatently do all kinds of experiments with spunck.

    This is why God made me a girl.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    If I had my own bollocks I'd blatently do all kinds of experiments with spunck.

    This is why God made me a girl.

    God you almost made me fart with laughter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    God you almost made me fart with laughter.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bad seed wrote:
    I wonder what it'd say?
    You're on fire tonight. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    You're on fire tonight. :D

    I blame beer from Hampshire ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah yes, potent.

    Impotent if you too much in fact.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    Impotent if you too much in fact.

    I haven't got a microwave anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How do you make lasagne without one? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    How do you make lasagne without one? :confused:
    Maybe he uses a conventional oven?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Making a lasagna in a microwave? :yuck: Soup from a can in a microwave is bad enough.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Read the thread from the beginning ladies. :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've moved this because it's not about sex really, it seems to be more about ovens and cookery to me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    Read the thread from the beginning ladies. :yeees:
    Lasagna isn't semen. Original about microwaving semen, you asked how you make a lasagna without a microwave. (unless Tesco means semen, I dont know, but I think tesco is a store?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Lasagna isn't semen. Original about microwaving semen, you asked how you make a lasagna without a microwave. (unless Tesco means semen, I dont know, but I think tesco is a store?)
    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    How do you make lasagne without one? :confused:

    I don't.
    But I can tell you that I did have a kilo of M&S Cannelloni cooked in a conventional oven :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Lasagna isn't semen.

    The white stuff they put in a Tesco value one might be, except it probably tastes worse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    unless Tesco means semen
    :lol:

    Arrr.... if only I had a dick I could spend my Friday night's experimenting with cum instead of posting on thesite.
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