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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I watched that last night, and to be honest i was quite scared! The guy who had the 9 inch one when floppy, it was as big and as wide as my arm! Although i would have been intreuged to see what it looked like erect 13.5 inches apperentley. Can i just say oww :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Laws of taste and decency in the UK mean you cannot show an erect penis on screen, neither could you show any kind of penetrative sex scenes, nor oral sex. Hence why you can't broadcast pornography on British television, the rules are extremely strict. These laws still apply when it comes to newspaper and magazine front pages. If you put a picture of a naked woman on the front page of a magazine, the nipples have to be covered up. I'm not sure why this law is still in force.
    What about porn channels and whatnot. I know they're shite but they have to show a bit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jazza wrote:
    What about porn channels and whatnot. I know they're shite but they have to show a bit.

    They don't show much. They show oral sex (if you count the back of someones head covering someones bits and moving oral sex), flaccid penises and (apparently) people shagging from angles you can't see anything from.

    Not that I'd know or anything....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think there is something called the Mull of Kyntire rule - if the penis is more erect than that, they can't show it!
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Dave777 = Biggest Penis
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Skive wrote:
    Dave777 = Biggest Penis
    :lol: i concur
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i cant believe that 1 in 50 people have a micropenis :eek2:

    this little 2incher must bring the 'average' down quite a bit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    i cant believe that 1 in 50 people have a micropenis :eek2:
    1 in 50? :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    1 in 50? :nervous:
    lol yes! 2% of the population.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Noel Edmond's would be proud of a gag like that.

    well only if it was big enough
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    rachie004 wrote:
    Didnt he go on to become a porn star after he'd had it reattached?

    Yup :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I taped it and watch it today. Man, some big cocks there.

    About those tv rules. You can't show an erect penis on tv. You can't show uncensored sex or oral either. On some shows if your lucky you can see short clips of real sex, but its either at angels you cant see the main action, or heavily pixulated.

    It was an interesting programme. I saw the 13.5 guy, it was pretty big. He however seemd a bit weird. Though he got laid loads in 20's so I don't feel that sorry for him.

    A woman who's husbnad was about 8 or 9 inches, told how she now takes it up the arse from him and loves big dick. Lucky her.

    They seemd to try an dput a negative slant on it. All the big dick guys saying how they often lost girls coz the girls couldn't take it or they couldn't penetrate as much as th elike, losing stimulation. Some even saying they turned to gay sex because it was so bad.

    Well as much as I like to hear about huge dick guys not being as happy as they could be (in a sort of guilty, sadistic kinda way) I have to say it is fundamentally flawed.

    No dick is bigger then a babies head. No dick, Not even Johnny Holmes. Unless the baby is premature of course. A woman is built to take bigness up there. The only things that can cause problems really are either: 1)a psychological problem i.e. she sees it and thinks it will hurt etc, hense she tenses and it does etc. 2) technique - poor ramming and clusmy technique and or combined with little lubiractaion, often due to lack of foreplay, can make it uncomfortable or 3) the woman ahs some kind of std/dential condition/injury which makes it painful.

    Just a bit of time and effort could have solved their problems.

    Still, they got laid loads so least they had some fun.

    Just remember he guys in porn and these guys are the exception, most guys are smaller and according to the doctor person on the programme, that suits a womans special area just fine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds like a dreadfully dull show.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Sounds like a dreadfully dull show.
    It was. Hearing a bunch of guys whinging about their penises - "oh, I'm too big", "no, I'm too small". Oh, shut up!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah, though it has to be said. The only reason guys focus on their dicks so much is women! Its all for women, pleasing them, satisfying them, not being insulted by them.

    Its true. Think about it..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Walkindude wrote:
    yeah, though it has to be said. The only reason guys focus on their dicks so much is women! Its all for women, pleasing them, satisfying them, not being insulted by them. Its true. Think about it.
    I can agree with that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Walkindude wrote:
    yeah, though it has to be said. The only reason guys focus on their dicks so much is women! Its all for women, pleasing them, satisfying them, not being insulted by them.

    Its true. Think about it..
    yes but a point that was made was how men and women have images in their head of what they think the opposite sex wants them to look like. and its usually wrong.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Walkindude wrote:
    The only reason guys focus on their dicks so much is women!

    Or to make sure they don't piss on the carpet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont know alot of bathrooms with carpet... unless your just trying to pee in the plant in the corner of a living room :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmm,well all in all after watching that program i feel quite comfortable with the size of mine.
    i found it quite disturbing though the way some men get so obsessed with it.
    that bloke that was injecting silicone into his cock n bollocks needs help!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Walkindude wrote:
    No dick is bigger then a babies head. No dick, Not even Johnny Holmes. Unless the baby is premature of course. A woman is built to take bigness up there.

    Unfortunately though what you are saying is flawed, too. A woman's body undergoes changes for childbirth where the opening widens to allow the baby out, and even then it's not a particularly easy or pleasant experience for a lot of people.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    i cant believe that 1 in 50 people have a micropenis :eek2:

    this little 2incher must bring the 'average' down quite a bit.


    There was a penis programme on not long ago about a guy who had a tiny penis. He managed to get over it after having it plaster casted, for some reason.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well yes there are changes and that but its still equipped to handle a baby thats much biiger then a penis. True it is unpleasant without drugs, and all the gore and shitting that hapens, then the sticthes aftewards. Nit you only get that coz of the actual size of the baby. You wouldn't get that with a penis, even huge ones are significantly smaller then a baby.

    I saw that doc on the guy with the small dick. It was weird. But did u notice when the women he went to see were conscience there was a camera there and where sober, they were all "no dick size isnt important at all, ever, not its the man that counts etc" and when they got women that wasn't aware they were on cmarea or were a bit unihibited with drink they told the truth and said that dick size was important and if ur small then dont bother etc etc.

    lipsy- yes I do agree that perception plays its part but its true what I said. If you look at comdey where women insult men, or have a joke at their expense, tv ads, films, stand up, tv shows etc etc. Whats the one thing they all have a go at? more then a guys stupidity or blokishness? Its his cock size. If a woman wants to insutl a man they go for the cock. They make signs, they say stuf, they slate his ability in bed. Its all over the place.Undeniable. If women truely didnt care about a man's cock size then blokes wouldnt care either. Thats what I think.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh aye??

    and what did u do? what size then?
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