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worlds biggest penis!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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channel 4 ,dont miss it! its propper! i was asked to be on the program but had to decline :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Noel Edmonds is the biggest penis ever. By a country mile.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Infinite wrote:
    Noel Edmonds is the biggest penis ever. By a country mile.
    :lol:

    I have the biggest, but they couldn't get it all on Camera. ;/ sucks. Need a bigger camera.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    :lol:

    I have the biggest, but they couldn't get it all on Camera. ;/ sucks. Need a bigger camera.

    its actually quite small i think, and just getting overshadowed and/or overemphasised by your ego instead :)

    hows that for intelligent humour
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    channel 4 ,dont miss it! its propper! i was asked to be on the program but had to decline :lol:

    When is it on? It's Desperate Housewives at the moment.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg whens it on, im meaning to watch it :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    hows that for intelligent humour


    Noel Edmond's would be proud of a gag like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    It's Desperate Housewives at the moment.

    The two may be connected...........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's on at 11:05.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Noel Edmonds is the biggest penis ever. By a country mile.

    I disagree, keith chegwin takes some beating.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    keith chegwin takes some beating.


    If only he would. I have a bit of wood with a nail in it ready for that fucker. I enter the competition on GMTV every day, just to set the trap..........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've just been watching that breast feeding programme. A girl ages 7 was still being breast fed. Shocking.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    its actually quite small i think, and just getting overshadowed and/or overemphasised by your ego instead :)

    hows that for intelligent humour

    Real genital related intelligent humor

    My genitals are so leviathan that Ahab himself, if he were rendered a non-fictional creature, would surely stand upon his masts crows nest and lob mighty harpoons at me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    hows that for intelligent humour

    Naff.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    MrG wrote:
    its actually quite small i think, and just getting overshadowed and/or overemphasised by your ego instead :)

    hows that for intelligent humour

    Bastard. :p

    I would think of an intelligent comeback. But I really am to tired.

    Biggest Penis Ever? Donald Rumsfeld or however his gay name is spelt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yuk @ programme :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there has been a penis program on every night this week at 11pm on c4.
    the first one was 'the perfect penis' and last nights was about the guy in america whose wife chopped off his dick!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my boyfriend is the biggest penis ever. :lol:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why aren't they allowed to show erect penises on tv?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Something about decency laws. I swear that it was only like 20 years ago when they couldnt show a nipple
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can understand it for most programmes, but that one was on after 11pm, anyone watching a programme about penises isn't going to be offended by seeing an erect one! Well, you'd presume so anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Why aren't they allowed to show erect penises on tv?
    Laws of taste and decency in the UK mean you cannot show an erect penis on screen, neither could you show any kind of penetrative sex scenes, nor oral sex. Hence why you can't broadcast pornography on British television, the rules are extremely strict.
    Zella wrote:
    Something about decency laws. I swear that it was only like 20 years ago when they couldnt show a nipple
    These laws still apply when it comes to newspaper and magazine front pages. If you put a picture of a naked woman on the front page of a magazine, the nipples have to be covered up. I'm not sure why this law is still in force.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    lipsy wrote:
    there has been a penis program on every night this week at 11pm on c4.
    the first one was 'the perfect penis' and last nights was about the guy in america whose wife chopped off his dick!

    I didn't watch that but I have read the story. It's quite amusing tbh. From what I can gather, it serves him right too. She had the case thrown out of court, which was even better :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are we talking loranna bobbett here? THen after reattachment the husband stared in porn? thats the most well known penis story ever :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep it's so well known we used it as a case study in my Psychology A level!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Yep it's so well known we used it as a case study in my Psychology A level!
    Proof that A-Levels are as tough as ever, I see. :rolleyes: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It wasn't a major part of the course, shh you! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    It wasn't a major part of the course, shh you! :p
    This August, when we see the number of people passing A-Levels has gone up yet again, maybe I should mention that. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh come on, it was a 10 minute discussion about the dissolution of relationships or something, it's not like my A level was based entirely on John Wayne Bobbit and his penis.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Oh come on, it was about a 10 minute discussion about the dissolution of relationships or something, it's not like my A level was based entirely on John Wayne Bobbit and his penis.
    I still can't see the connection between the innermost psychology of the human kind and a woman who cut off a man's penis. I suspect someone just mentioned it at random and that your classes discussed it for ten minutes, pretending it was something to do with relationships. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To quote from the textbook Psychology for A Level' by Cardwell, Clark and Meldrum page 83:
    "Lorena Bobbitt pleaded temporary insanity and was aquitted in January 1994 of the charge of maliciously wounding her husband. In June 1993 she had taken a kitchen knife and cut off his penis while he slept. She claimed that she had suffered many years of abuse by John Bobbitt and that after one episode of abuse she suffered a brief psychotic episode in which she was compelled to commit the act.'

    Right, I'm off to my semantics lecture. See you later.
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