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Smuggled teeth

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Hmm wasn't sure where this one should go.

I want to conduct an experiment. ANyone have any idea where I could obtain lots of good quality human teeth?

(EBAY?)
(The black market?)
(The tooth fairy?) - I knew some smart arse would come up with this one so i beat you to it :razz:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    not a clue, but i have to ask...why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's the experiment?

    You could stage an armed robbery at the local dentist. They rip you off anyway, the gits.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You could just go kill a bunch of people and steal their teeth, of if you don't want to be that bad, just drug them and pry them out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just thought it would be interesting to do an experiment with teeth. I was thinking about the one where you stick a tooth in cola and it dissolves but more complex.

    Maybe one hundred different teeth - ten experiments for each of ten liquids (drinkable) to make it empirically sound. But they would be realistic - you dont keep your teeth immersed in fizzy drinks. E.g brushing the teeth twice a day, taking them out at night when we have clean teeth etc. An you would need one of those checking experiments which is really a dud.

    Was just speculation really. I was just curious to find out what really happens.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a doubt you'll find real teeth, how about animal teeth? Or teeth like substitutes?

    It does sound interesting though.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Grave Robbing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds gross to me. But if you don't mind touching other people/thing's teeth then fair enough!

    If you send me a bottle of coke I'll swill it around for 5mins and send you a pic of the result if you like...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I personally would not mind people robbing my grave for body parts but some people find it objectionable. So maybe not.

    Could always befriend 8 year olds and wait till their teeth fall out :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, befriend lots of eight year olds and give them lots of sweets etc.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just don't do it on the net! People get arrested for less :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought this thread was going to be about erect nipples.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have you tried ebay?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sure it could be if you wanted it to be. I think you just admitted that you were interested in reading about other people's erect nipples enough to click the link. Nice!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    I'm sure it could be if you wanted it to be. I think you just admitted that you were interested in reading about other people's erect nipples enough to click the link. Nice!
    I have no shame.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I have no shame.

    Good on you. Shame only makes you feel bad anyway :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ebay does the trick actually... Fund you 36 teeth :)

    6 Old Human Teeth
    Human Skull + 30 teeth
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Ebay does the trick actually... Fund you 36 teeth :)

    6 Old Human Teeth
    Human Skull + 30 teeth

    Lol nice one!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had my wisdom teeth in a box. Probably still got them in my old house.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Ebay does the trick actually... Fund you 36 teeth :)

    6 Old Human Teeth
    Human Skull + 30 teeth
    :sour: :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    Lol nice one!

    Fantastic how you find anything on eBay :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    talia wrote:
    I just thought it would be interesting to do an experiment with teeth. I was thinking about the one where you stick a tooth in cola.

    All that will happen is that the tooth will evolve into a tiny little planet full of people who worship you and live in the tooth and surrounding liquid. Then your brother will come and squash them. No wait, that's the Simpsons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i want that skull really badly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    i want that skull really badly
    Urgh. I don't like bones!

    He does have a pretty cool grin though, dontcha think?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did an experiment like that when I was younger. I lost 4 teeth in a week so I put them in differnt egg cups filled with drinks. Sunny D, Cola, tooth kind ribina and water.

    Sunny D tooth went green
    Cola tooth dissapired
    Tooth kind crubled
    and the water one was fine.

    I got 4 pressys from the tooth fairy tho:D

    Edit: I just looked at the skull and it looks like he was such a happy fellow lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Right well now i have been told what happens in those drinks I cant be bothered. All I drink is a glass of innocent smoothie a day and water anyway.

    How about a thread for madcap experiments?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    talia wrote:
    All I drink is a glass of innocent smoothie a day and water anyway

    Wish I could afford that stuff! mmm
    talia wrote:
    How about a thread for madcap experiments?

    Go for it! :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    (I have some spare teeth, but you can't have them...)

    Actually, you need a license to own human bones if they're less than 100 years old or something. Apparently.

    (Not that I've looked into this.)

    Heh, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'skeleton in your closet'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well my art and biology departments at school had whole human skeletons. And my ex neighbour dug up remains in a field and kept them, although I think that they were roman.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    talia wrote:
    Well my art and biology departments at school had whole human skeletons. And my ex neighbour dug up remains in a field and kept them, although I think that they were roman.
    Schools and unis can get license to keep them. Your ex-neighbour however was prolly doing something illegal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok the Roman civilisation, I think has not been around for more than 1000 years, so I think its a free-for-all on those bones! :razz:
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