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Beer turns men into women.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Very disturbing....
A recent study conducted by The Institute for Gender Research, has revealed that the ingestion of beer by males may lead to changes in hormone levels resulting in the taking on of female traits. The study was conducted by giving 9 members of an all male focus group each their own 12 pack of Budweiser bottle-necks. It was observed that after consuming the 12 beers all subjects shared similar traits; inability to drive, having to sit down while peeing, crying, inability to admit when they are wrong, emotional instability, and poor reasoning skills. No further inquires are planned at this time.

I think I'ma start drinking more soda. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes that's true and women release more male hormones!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who cares?

    We'r all gonna drink anyway no matter stupid research comes out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats why real men drink hard liquer :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol

    i found £25 tonight when i got outta work
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooooo thats awsome. i'm jelous :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My wages were £25 short too which was kind of fucked up and i found the exact amount as soon as i left work.

    I'm getting the extra wages tomorrow too and i've some very very good snow white, saturday here we come. I'm very pissed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whcha mean your wages were short? what kind of work do you do
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yea they were short but i get the money back tomororw before i head out again on the piss.

    I work in a petrol station.

    you drinking tonight?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where did you find £25?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On the way up to meet coleman cudn't fucking believe it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wee bastard. Is he still dealing, I though he quit?

    I see you've got the wee green light now that indicates that you're online.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you get paid daily? I'm so confused :crying: and why yes i am, its a friday night and... well i'm playing the sims, the man has gone to bed and i'm just a sad human being :p

    I'm hoping if i get drunk enough i can pluck up the courage to just shove an earring thru my ear which i still cannot do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea of course he is, it's him.

    Yea i've got the green light but it's going to change now because i'm away to have a cigarette and drink the rest of this red square.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Do you get paid daily? I'm so confused :crying: and why yes i am, its a friday night and... well i'm playing the sims, the man has gone to bed and i'm just a sad human being :p

    I'm hoping if i get drunk enough i can pluck up the courage to just shove an earring thru my ear which i still cannot do.

    He gets paid weekly but he's working tomorrow so they'll just give him the money they owe him then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i cigarette sounds grand. i've not had one of those in like half a year now, i always want one though :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No my_name i get paid every friday evening once a week and my wages were short and then i left work to go out for the night and found £25 quid.....was loving it

    and ended up getting very fucked..

    plus i get my money back where the wages were short.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm in debate over a joint or a cig because it's my last cigarette.

    Ah decisions decisions...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have to smoke when I'm pissed but it's very bad for me, I can barely breathe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shogun wrote:
    I'm in debate over a joint or a cig because it's my last cigarette.

    Ah decisions decisions...

    You can't roll...one pinners don't count as joints btw.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a rolley mat and can roll up to 9 pinners so FUCK YOU!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh i get you know with the money bit. oh yes i understand. why choose between the joint and smoke? have both.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shogun wrote:
    I have a rolley mat and can roll up to 9 pinners so FUCK YOU!

    Fuck i'm surprised, you can stick skins for a 9 pinner, have a blue peter badge.

    Yeh do both, you can roll a spliff with have a fag.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Right

    Cya all after

    I'm away for a little spliff and then a wee cigarette, i dunno i'm fucked.

    Good luck maddog .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i bet hearing a man say "wee" is hilarous
    no offense to you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's the irish...well the newry nucks!

    If i could record voice onto this i' bet ya'd laught...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shogun wrote:
    That's the irish...well the newry nucks!

    If i could record voice onto this i' bet ya'd laught...

    :yes:

    God I bet our accents sound really fucked up to all these weirdos on the net.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Any money it would...

    LOL

    Imagine someone like davey shouting his nuck mouth about on here...

    " pass that"

    Ah wouldn't ya love the shed days back again..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shogun wrote:
    Any money it would...

    LOL

    Imagine someone like davey shouting his nuck mouth about on here...

    " pass that"

    Ah wouldn't ya love the shed days back again..

    :lol:

    Yes they were the best days ever...gone now! :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Goddamn your cultchy accents sound funny to me, like everything's new and exciting, so yeh they probably sound funny to everyone else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah well
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