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Urban legends
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This was inspired by something that came up in another thread. Share your urban legends here folks.
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A man has really bad breath, brushing just won't shift the taste in his mouth, so he goes to see his dentist. The dentist chokes for the smell, but says its nothing to do with his line of work and to consult a doctor. He does. The doctor doesn't find anything wrong with him. So what was the cause of his bad breath? (highlight below for the answer).
Apparently he had eaten prawns at some point in the past, one was stuck in his syness (sp?) and was rotting
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A man has really bad breath, brushing just won't shift the taste in his mouth, so he goes to see his dentist. The dentist chokes for the smell, but says its nothing to do with his line of work and to consult a doctor. He does. The doctor doesn't find anything wrong with him. So what was the cause of his bad breath? (highlight below for the answer).
Apparently he had eaten prawns at some point in the past, one was stuck in his syness (sp?) and was rotting
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when she refused money and insisted that she needed no payment for her honesty, the man tells her in a low voice to keep clear of <insert prominent building/city/tourist attraction in the local area> two weeks on tuesday.
why? do they tell you why?
something happened, there were some people, something happened, bla bla bla, can't remember, something something, can exploded in a microwave.
it's not usually specified, but the implication is that there will be some sort of terrorist attack at the aforementioned time and place.
You can't have an urban legend cliff hanger, thats bad
:crying:
heres me thinking ...my- name by now should at least be an honorary digital brit ...but no ...why does it take you people so long to come on board?
It takes us along time because we watch family guy and the come with quotes like meg saying "you could kill everybody thats prettier than me" followed by deaths response of "well that just leaves england then" hehe
but oh they are missing out, eh. You lot are bloddy grand
oh yeah, i've heard that one, except i thought it was he swalloed a bunch of pills, lit himself on fire and went to hang himself off a cliff, the rope broke, he fell into the water which put out the fire, hit it at suchy velocity that he threw up then died later of hypothermia.
I wonder how long it will take to search and find it *checks the darwin awards urban legends first*
http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/
In France, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood atop a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Now freed from the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.
well that took a whole 20 minutes, now what am i going to do for the next 50 minutes
this obese woman had been complaining of a rash across her chest. the doctor visited her at her home and examined her chest. there was an awful smell and when he looked under her boobs he found a kipper! apparently she had put it there to defrost but forgot about it. there are also chicken wing/burger versions lol. random.
, that's pretty disgusting.
There's a young woman who lives alone with her dog, and hears on the news about a mental institute escapee in her area. She's not afraid, as the dog would protect her, so she goes to bed. Sometimes she feels the dog get on the bed, and he licks her hand, so she just pets him a bit and goes back to sleep.
Next morning she finds her dog skinned and hanged from the ceiling in the bathroom, and written with his blood on the mirror is "PSYCHOS LICK HANDS".
The phrase "psychos lick hands" made me laugh like hell.