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I say that a lot.
My Dad says "Shit in your hat and punch it", but that might just be him being a little strange.
...about anybody who's skint.
never heard that one!
Woops sorry.
The right hand dos'ent know whats the left hand's doing.
and
curosity killed the cat? - i think thats right, i dunno
I'm not sure how that works but my mum used to say it quite a bit!
you're like a bee in a bottle
the driveway doesn't quite reach the house
he's a couple cans short of a 6pack
....oh i could go on and on and on lol
Lights are on but nobody's home
etc
not the brightest crayon in the box
the elevator doesn't reach the top floor
sharp as a marble
dumb as a doorknob
A sandwich short of a picnic
A screw short of a tool box
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Stubborn as a mule
Rome wasn't built in a day
When in Rome, do as the Romans do
No idea where that came from but my mum and dad used to say it to me years ago, every time I tried to say 'but', and it used to really upset me!