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2 Soraliah is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
3 Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat soraliah'.
4 Banging your head against soraliah uses 150 calories an hour.
5 Soraliah can taste with her feet.
6 If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have soraliah for the rest of the day.
7 Peanuts and soraliah are beans.
8 While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their soraliah.
9 Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into soraliah.
10 Scientists believe that soraliah began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
lol i like 5
All swans in England belong to TheSite.
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are
individually known as TheSite.
Research indicates that TheSite will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
TheSite has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up TheSite!
TheSite has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr TheSite Head!
Abraham Lincoln, who invented TheSite, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
Baby swans are called TheSite.
People used to believe that dressing their male children as TheSite would protect them from evil spirits.
1. Rachael is worth her weight in gold - literally!
2. Rachael will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
3. If Rachael was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Rachael in a day.
5. Rachaelocracy is government by Rachael!
6. It is impossible to fold Rachael more than seven times!
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Rachael.
8. If you kiss Rachael for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Rachael!
10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Rachael every year.
1. Welsh Jemz was originally called Cheerioats.
2. Welsh Jemz has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
3. Welsh Jemz is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Welsh Jemz!
5. Welsh Jemz is incapable of sleep.
6. Snow White's coffin was made of Welsh Jemz.
7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Welsh Jemz for the rest of the day.
8. Originally, Welsh Jemz could not fly.
9. Welsh Jemz is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Welsh Jemz.