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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Knee High Stripy Socks!
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- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Knee High Stripy Socks.
- Knee High Stripy Socks can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
- Knee High Stripy Socks became extinct in England in 1486!
- Native Americans never actually ate Knee High Stripy Socks; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
- More people are killed by Knee High Stripy Socks each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- Knee High Stripy Socks is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Knee High Stripy Socks!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Knee High Stripy Socks is two minutes.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Knee High Stripy Socks to vote.
- Knee High Stripy Socks can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
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The colour of Nikki is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
Nikki was named after Nikki the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Nikki.
You should always store Nikki in an airtight container in the fridge.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Nikki and water.
Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Nikki.
Nikki is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Nikki on New Year's Day.
Nikki can't sweat.
Nikki is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
Heehee, I like that thing.
You should have that as your sig :yes:
1) A thimbleful of briggi would weigh over 100 million tons!
2) Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of briggi in your ear 700 times.
3) Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in briggi!
4) Briggi is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
5) Briggi will always turn right when leaving a cave!
6) US gold coins used to say 'In briggi we trust'.
7) Briggi was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
8) During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear briggi had to pay a special briggi tax.
9) The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as briggi!
10) A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted briggi.
an ancient thesite proverb, circa 2006.
2. More people are killed by Rich-E each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3. Europe is the only continent that lacks Rich-E.
4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Rich-E.
5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Rich-E.
6. Pacman was originally called Rich-Eman.
7. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Rich-E.
8. Rich-E can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
9. Rich-E is the world's tallest woman!
10. About 100 people choke to death on Rich-E each year.
3. Ok...so I live in the UK...
4. I am far from that size :grump:
5. Not far from the truth
9. Having put 'him' in, why did I get this answer out?
10. That a good thing or a bad thing?
2. Zalbor can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
3. Zalbor has four noses.
4. Zalbor can live for up to a week without a head!
5. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Zalbor.
6. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Zalbor.
7. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Zalbor.
8. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Zalbor.
9. Donald Duck's middle name is Zalbor.
10. During severe windstorms, Zalbor may sway several feet to either side.
Remember www.googlism.com ?
2. Astronauts get taller when they are in Teh_Gerbil.
3. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Teh_Gerbil.
4. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Teh_Gerbil.
5. Teh_Gerbilology is the study of Teh_Gerbil.
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Teh_Gerbil!
7. Teh_Gerbil can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
8. Snow White's coffin was made of Teh_Gerbil.
9. Teh_Gerbil is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Teh_Gerbil.
10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Teh_Gerbil.
How rare.
2. Lolzabeth will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in lolzabeth.
4. The difference between lolzabeth and a village is that lolzabeth does not have a church.
5. Lolzabeth, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
6. Lolzabeth is the largest of Saturn's moons.
7. Over 46,000 pieces of lolzabeth float on every square mile of ocean.
8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but lolzabeth can not.
9. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating lolzabeth from each salad served in first class.
10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make lolzabeth.
O.....K..... :eek2:
2. Silverberg will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
3. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Silverberg!
4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Silverberg and water.
5. Without Silverberg, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
6. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Silverberg.
7. Americans discard enough Silverberg to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
8. A Silverbergometer is used to measure Silverberg.
9. The air around Silverberg is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
10. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Silverberg as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
2. An average beaver can cut down Chaos Insomniac every year!
3. Chaos Insomniac has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
4. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Chaos Insomniac!
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Chaos Insomniac.
6. In Japan, Chaos Insomniac can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
7. About one tenth of Chaos Insomniac is permanently covered in ice.
8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Chaos Insomniac from each salad served in first class!
9. Chaos Insomniac is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Chaos Insomniac.
Americans discard enough 1andonly to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
About one tenth of 1andonly is permanently covered in ice.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in 1andonly.
Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of 1andonly in a day.
Grapes explode if you put them inside 1andonly!
1andonly is the world's tallest woman!
The colour of 1andonly is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention 1andonly.
1andonly will often glow under UV light.
:chin:
1.If you drop MzInnocent from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
2.Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of MzInnocent in your ear 700 times.
3.Banging your head against MzInnocent uses 150 calories an hour.
4.MzInnocent can smell some things up to six miles away.
5.Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of MzInnocent.
6.While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their MzInnocent!
7.Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing MzInnocent!
8.The number one cause of blindness in the United States is MzInnocent.
9.MzInnocent cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
10.A thimbleful of MzInnocent would weigh over 100 million tons.
Ballerina is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
Ballerina was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants. :crazyeyes
Ballerina is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp! (im a flamingo!)
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Ballerina!
Ballerina once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. :impissed:
Ballerina will always turn right when leaving a cave.
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ballerina.
There are 336 dimples on Ballerina. :no:
Tradition allows women to propose to Ballerina only during leap years!
2. About one tenth of murf is permanently covered in ice.
3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain murf.
4. Murf cannot swim.
5. Murf is 984 feet tall!
6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have murf for the rest of the day.
7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by murf as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
8. If you blow out all the candles on murf with one breath, your wish will come true.
9. Murf is the world's smallest mammal.
10. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention murf.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and lucinda.
Lucinda is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as lucinda!
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained lucinda.
Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from lucinda!
About one tenth of lucinda is permanently covered in ice.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at lucinda!
Lucinda is the world's largest rodent! :crying:
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by lucinda!
Lucinda can not regurgitate.
1. Lesbians is incapable of sleep.
2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of lesbians.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than lesbians.
4. Lesbians can clean its ears with its tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
5. Reindeer like to eat lesbians!
6. In 1982 Time Magazine named lesbians its 'Man of the Year'.
7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same lesbians.
8. If you lace lesbians from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
9. Lesbians is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
10. Lesbians can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bogies!
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of bogies orbiting the Earth.
Bogies does not have toes.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain bogies.
Banging your head against bogies uses 150 calories an hour.
Bogies can turn her stomach inside out!
The first domain name ever registered was bogies.com!
Until the 1960s, bogies was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for bogies, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
In Chinese, the sound 'bogies' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
If you put a drop of liquor on bogies, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
1. The air around Stargalaxy is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun. (what the hell's that supposed to mean)
2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Stargalaxy to reach the earth's core.
3. Medieval knights put the skin of Stargalaxy on their sword handles to improve the grip. (I'm not even going to try and understand what that means)
4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Stargalaxy.
5. Stargalaxy invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC. (So, I was responsible for one of the great inventions? You don't say...)
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Stargalaxy.
7. Stargalaxy once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. (I did what?)
8. Stargalaxy is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
9. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Stargalaxy.
10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Stargalaxy!
(One word - bollocks)
1. Antarctica is the only continent without Gavman.
2. It's bad luck to put Gavman on a bed.
3. By tradition, a girl standing under Gavman cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
4. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Gavman, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
5. Gavman is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
6. Gavman is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
7. Gavman can be seen from space.
8. All swans in England belong to Gavman!
9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Gavman!
10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Gavman.
oh and that googlism thing i got
Googlism for: gavman
gavman is a doll
gavman is so cute
1)There are more than two hundred different kinds of Cazzoo.
2)All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Cazzoo.
3)Only twelve people have ever set foot on Cazzoo.
4)Cazzoo is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
5)Cazzoo can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
6)New Zealand was the first place to allow Cazzoo to vote.
7)Donald Duck's middle name is Cazzoo!
8)Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Cazzoo!
9)The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Cazzoo.
10)Cazzoo can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
If you toss lea_uk 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
The only Englishman to become lea_uk was Nicholas Breakspear, who was lea_uk from 1154 to 1159.
Lea_uk is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
Lea_uk is the world's smallest mammal.
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's lea_uk supply.
Grapes explode if you put them inside lea_uk.
Lea_uk became extinct in England in 1486!
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and lea_uk!
People used to believe that dressing their male children as lea_uk would protect them from evil spirits!
1983 was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
Without its lining of 1983, your stomach would digest itself.
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of 1983.
Baskin Robbins once made 1983 flavoured ice cream!
In her entire life, 1983 will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
Devoid of her cells and proteins, 1983 has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
1983 was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become 1983 on New Year's Day.
If you toss 1983 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
If you kiss 1983 for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
lmao, now that is a talent
2)The number one cause of blindness in the United States is quarfly.
3)If you drop quarfly from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
4)Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat quarfly'.
5)Quarfly was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
6)Devoid of his cells and proteins, quarfly has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
7)There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with quarfly and water.
8)Quarfly became extinct in England in 1486!
9)Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are quarfly!
10)The average human spends about 30 days during their life in quarfly.
Over 2000 people have now climbed Bernadette, with roughly ten percent
dying on the way down.
2. A Sarah can clean her ears with her 21 inch tongue.
3. A Sarah can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 3 foot child inside.
4. There is enough iron in the human body to make one small Sarah.
5. The lat payboy centrefold to have saples was in 1985...and the model was Sarah.
6. Lifejackets used to be filled with Sarah stems.
7. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightening than Sarah.
8. Every year over one million earthquakes shake Sarah.
9. The universe contains over 1 billion sarahs.
10. A Sarah's orgasm lasts approximately 30 minues.
2.In Japan, bunny_0_ can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
3.There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of bunny_0_ orbiting the Earth.
4.It's bad luck for a flag to touch bunny_0_.
5.The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in bunny_0_!
6.All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by bunny_0_!
7.Bunny_0_ is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
8.The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten bunny_0_.
9.If you blow out all the candles on bunny_0_ with one breath, your wish will come true.
10.The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like bunny_0_.
If only number one were true!! :cool: