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Vote for your favourite Mail/Express front page of 2005
BillieTheBot
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I just saw this on U75 and thought it must be shared with others.
There are so many gems to choose from it is difficult. I have my favourite though- one that combines pretty much everything the two rags are obsessed with... I'll reveal my vote later.
So, without further ado, I give you:
http://bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatch/mwvote/
There are so many gems to choose from it is difficult. I have my favourite though- one that combines pretty much everything the two rags are obsessed with... I'll reveal my vote later.
So, without further ado, I give you:
http://bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatch/mwvote/
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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(Although "Bombers are all Spongeing Asylum Seekers" is up there, too!)
I'm very puzzled by the '32 men die of child porn shame' though. WTF does that mean?
Plus something about Diana.
But I'm sure I can make my own up... Keeping to the theme of "dirty -insert ethnic group here-" or "we're all gonna die".
It was a funny poll though, shame you missed it. There were some true gems in there, though I must say the Express has surpassed even the mighty Daily Mail and now can boast of having the 'best' front pages in the land.
"What Would Diana Say?"
Indeed
DOES BRIAN PADDICK IMPREGNATE FARMERS?
I'm sure Slippy is salivating at those headlines already....
Does Feminism Hurt The Memory Of Diana?
Will The Left Defraud The Memory Of Diana?
COULD GREENPEACE LEAD CLIFF RICHARD ASTRAY?
And the best by far, which for some reason made me smile:
COULD LESBIANS LEAD YOUR DAUGHTERS ASTRAY?
Only if they're very, very lucky
They probably did that often.