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Happy birthday baby jesus
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We dont know when he was born. There were three sightings of the star. One in october, one in december and one in june (i think it was june, a summer month)
They just picked the middle one, becuase it wasnt realistic to expect that they could follow a star and find jesus in one night, but is it if you carry on in the stars direction from october to december.
Not that they would have found in when he was a baby, my minister told me that they actually found him when he was like 2.
The Lambs cometh is spring.
Get over it.
Yeah, why ARE we still celebrating a dead dudes Birthday this long on?
Matadore said something funny! :crazyeyes
Happy Birthday ya old git!
happy birthday jesus!! :birthday:
i'd a got him vouchers so he could choose for himself.
but what can we expect ...the first man adam ...single parent kid with no mum.
jesus ...virgin mum and murdered in his prime.
it's never realy worked out for gods family has it.
always away on business!
like feed the 5,000!
oh yeah ...he's away on bizz again ...
If i rememeber my history correctly he was born in May. and Christmas is actually a Egyptain religious holiday (if i remember its to do with the sun god and his son), was only converted to a Christian holiday when went across the world conquring different land. This is done with all religions throught out the world and history.
Sorry if i've affended anyone here whos christian.