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Happy birthday baby jesus

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wasn't he born in the middle of summer?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm pretty sure he isnt a baby anymore.....



    We dont know when he was born. There were three sightings of the star. One in october, one in december and one in june (i think it was june, a summer month)
    They just picked the middle one, becuase it wasnt realistic to expect that they could follow a star and find jesus in one night, but is it if you carry on in the stars direction from october to december.

    Not that they would have found in when he was a baby, my minister told me that they actually found him when he was like 2.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    Wasn't he born in the middle of summer?
    Not exactally, more spring time.

    The Lambs cometh is spring.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was 2005 years ago ffs.

    Get over it.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    The Matadore wrote:
    It was 2005 years ago ffs.

    Get over it.
    :lol:

    Yeah, why ARE we still celebrating a dead dudes Birthday this long on?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Matadore wrote:
    It was 2005 years ago ffs.

    Get over it.

    Matadore said something funny! :crazyeyes

    Happy Birthday ya old git!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just humour MrG. :yes:

    happy birthday jesus!! :D :birthday:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so what would you have got baby jesus for his birthday?

    i'd a got him vouchers so he could choose for himself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    some pyjamas.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A proper mum and dad!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    A proper mum and dad!
    bit of a dysfunctional family realy.

    but what can we expect ...the first man adam ...single parent kid with no mum.

    jesus ...virgin mum and murdered in his prime.

    it's never realy worked out for gods family has it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd say god was a pretty good dad to have!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    i'd say god was a pretty good dad to have!
    what?
    always away on business!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but he could've helped you to do anything you want!

    like feed the 5,000!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    but he could've helped you to do anything you want!

    like feed the 5,000!
    how about the millions?

    oh yeah ...he's away on bizz again ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    how about the millions?

    oh yeah ...he's away on bizz again ...

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    Wasn't he born in the middle of summer?

    If i rememeber my history correctly he was born in May. and Christmas is actually a Egyptain religious holiday (if i remember its to do with the sun god and his son), was only converted to a Christian holiday when went across the world conquring different land. This is done with all religions throught out the world and history.

    Sorry if i've affended anyone here whos christian.
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