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So much potential for embarrassment!!
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Was talking with my colleagues at work today about how manky sex is!! EVERYONE'S got a story about when sex went wrong - people falling out of bed, fanny farting, nosebleeds, crazy orgasm noises....
My friend's boyfriend was going down on her when she farted and he vomited all over her.....
ETA: mine was just after the first time I'd slept with my ex; I heard my mum come home unexpectedly and start coming up the stairs - I leapt out of bed to shut my bedroom door, got my foot caught in the bedclothes and fell flat on my face on the carpet.....
What's your ridiculous sex story?
My friend's boyfriend was going down on her when she farted and he vomited all over her.....
ETA: mine was just after the first time I'd slept with my ex; I heard my mum come home unexpectedly and start coming up the stairs - I leapt out of bed to shut my bedroom door, got my foot caught in the bedclothes and fell flat on my face on the carpet.....
What's your ridiculous sex story?
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To be honest, ive been quite lucky in this respect - i was always so paranoid of doing something stupid i made sure i was never caught!
What a shame.....Now i would be embarrassed at that!
Nothing so exciting for me I'm afriad.
Another story i have heard was on pancake day when a guy was cooking pancakes and his girlfriend came to give him a blowjob, while she was down on him he flipped the pancake, missed it and it landed on her neck, so she bit down hard and woldnt let go so he knocked her out with the pan, and found his cock bleeding all over the place..
Blowjob, girl kicks her feet, breaks toe, bites down, guy tries to drive to hospital, gets pulled by police for speeding, police man finds him with a crotch soaked in blood, so drives him to hospital himself!
Also, spunk in the eye! How girls suffer sometimes eh?
I once went to kneel over my guy, misaimed and kneeled on his balls. We didn't have sex that night... or for a few nights after that.
Much as I am sympathetic (of course!), that did make me laugh!
Oh, and I have had the 'spunk in the eye' thing happen to me... it is rather painful...
Put me right off my stroke...
i share your pain
Worse than getting kicked in the nuts?
My sex life hasn't had any noticable funny moments. Just drunken adventures like.
But, 'part from that s'been sexual.
Having done it to myself a couple of times I don't let anyone else do my zip up.
The story i heard, actually came from the tv show "when sex goes wrong" told bu the person who had it happen to them i think
One girl on it from Summerset explained how one sunday morning before church her boyfriend was going to do her doggy style and missed....and shoved it straight up her ass! She explained how the pain caused her to miss church that day.
Yes much worse. Also been given friction burns that led to bleeding because some cack handed woman decided to rub far too hard.
was the pussy still sore in the morning?
i got cum up my nose once.
I do not use these boards to make digs at people and would not put something about somebody where they could read it.