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...when I think my front lawn is a good place to sleep.
Yes, very true, that one.
*I will happily dance without caring
*I will swear constantly
*I will laugh at EVERYTHING anyone says
*I think that going back to my on-off fellas house is a good idea when I have to work the next day
*The words "Lets go for a curry" sounds like a great idea.
haha that made me laugh lots! I think its the sad face that does it, you've actually done it havent you?
Thats kinda worse than my dancing in the toilets thing but then again I've done lots of silly things when I'm drunk.
(when i'm sober i can't stand onions and am not particularly fond of kebab meat)
...I have two different drinks in my hands and a can of lager in the inside pocket "just in case."
...I moan on about "The state of the youth today."
...I have a kebab, then have another cos I forgot that I've already had one.
...I get pissed off at closing time.
...I'm attempting to liberate a branded pint glass.
...I think I'm indestructable and hog the joint.
after reading the above, I don't think I'm a very nice person when I'm drunk !
when my face goes numb :shocking: (although this doesnt happen so much anymore)
I know Im drunk when the back of my knees give way, its weired I know.
- I think I'm even funnier than usual
- I think I'm even more attractive than usual
- I think that every woman in the pub/club/wherever really fancies me
- I begin taking arty black and white photos of the toilet bowl
- I start singing Frosty the Snowman. Over and over.
- I suddenly become really interesting to everyone
- I think cycling home drunk is a really good idea (I have an impressive scar to prove that one)
- I have sudden urges to watch Alan Partridge
rofl, has to be done if the bar closes too!
ran around emptying contents of glasses into an empty pint glass the other week, all sorts :yuck:
3 of these mystery cocktails and i was away with it !
Not in the same evening.
I know I'm drunk when I start clapping my hands in the air and shouting 'EASY! EASY!' like I'm on Soccer AM.
I'm such a boy.
I do that all the time, even when I'm sober. That makes me sound worse. haha
I know when I'm drunk, when I I fall into a thorny bush outside my friends flat while looking for his toilet (Even tho he has one in his flat, funnily enough). Luckily no one seen me, and I walk back to my friends, pulling thorns out of me tushie. T'was sore
It wasn't.
But that doesn't mean I wouldn't try to eat that much
*cough*greedy bugger*cough*
I don't think I could ever get away with denying that
(I'm so glad I don't drink anymore)
yes i have done it, a few times! i'm so un-ladylike sometimes.
lmao a couple of my mates do that loads. Including when they're sober.
It would have been if I hadn't prised one of them out of his hand...
lmao, that must be very embarrasing.
Just hope all the people around you are too drunk to remember you doing it :yes:
Personally, I know I'm drunk when I start becoming really flirtatious and I start saying "yippee" loudly for no apparent reason.