I know I'm drunk when...

Former Member · December 2005

I know I'm drunk...

...when I think my front lawn is a good place to sleep.

Teh_Gerbil · December 2005

turlough wrote:

When I start to steal other people's pints because I've no money left to buy more.

Yes, very true, that one.

Former Member · December 2005

*I get a 15min pee cycle going

*I will happily dance without caring

*I will swear constantly

*I will laugh at EVERYTHING anyone says

*I think that going back to my on-off fellas house is a good idea when I have to work the next day

*The words "Lets go for a curry" sounds like a great idea.

Former Member · December 2005

lucifer devil wrote:

when i spill a drink and lick it off the table.

haha that made me laugh lots! I think its the sad face that does it, you've actually done it havent you?

Thats kinda worse than my dancing in the toilets thing

but then again I've done lots of silly things when I'm drunk.

Former Member · December 2005

when i'll quite happily order kebab meat and chips with onion rings, and love the taste

(when i'm sober i can't stand onions and am not particularly fond of kebab meat)

Former Member · December 2005

...I start quoting Fear & Loathing to randoms. And The Big Lebowski. And Family Guy.
...I have two different drinks in my hands and a can of lager in the inside pocket "just in case."
...I moan on about "The state of the youth today."
...I have a kebab, then have another cos I forgot that I've already had one.
...I get pissed off at closing time.
...I'm attempting to liberate a branded pint glass.
...I think I'm indestructable and hog the joint.

after reading the above, I don't think I'm a very nice person when I'm drunk !

Former Member · December 2005

when i sit on the toilet and cant see where the cubicle door is

when my face goes numb :shocking: (although this doesnt happen so much anymore)

Former Member · December 2005

Little_one wrote:

I've done the dancing in the cubicle thing.

its frowned apon at the mens urinals, you only do it the one.
I know Im drunk when the back of my knees give way, its weired I know.

Former Member · December 2005

I know I'm drunk when

- I think I'm even funnier than usual
- I think I'm even more attractive than usual
- I think that every woman in the pub/club/wherever really fancies me
- I begin taking arty black and white photos of the toilet bowl
- I start singing Frosty the Snowman. Over and over.
- I suddenly become really interesting to everyone
- I think cycling home drunk is a really good idea (I have an impressive scar to prove that one)
- I have sudden urges to watch Alan Partridge

Former Member · December 2005

* when i cry. and cry. and cry. for no good reason...

Former Member · December 2005

I know I'm drunk when I start giggling manically for no reason whatsoever and don't stop for about 10 minutes :yes:.

Former Member · December 2005

turlough wrote:

When I start to steal other people's pints because I've no money left to buy more.

rofl, has to be done if the bar closes too!

ran around emptying contents of glasses into an empty pint glass the other week, all sorts :yuck:

3 of these mystery cocktails and i was away with it !

Former Member · December 2005

When I spend fifteen quid on kebabs and fall down the stairs*.

Not in the same evening.

Former Member · December 2005

Also...

I know I'm drunk when I start clapping my hands in the air and shouting 'EASY! EASY!' like I'm on Soccer AM.

I'm such a boy.

Former Member · December 2005

bad seed wrote:

When I spend fifteen quid on kebabs and fall down the stairs*.

Not in the same evening.

I hope that fifteen quid worth of kebabs wasnt just for you, otherwise you are a greedy bugger

Former Member · December 2005

FireyFirenze wrote:

I know I'm drunk when I'm in a club and I go to the loo and dance in the toilet. In the cubicle by myself...

I do that all the time, even when I'm sober. That makes me sound worse. haha

I know when I'm drunk, when I I fall into a thorny bush outside my friends flat while looking for his toilet (Even tho he has one in his flat, funnily enough). Luckily no one seen me, and I walk back to my friends, pulling thorns out of me tushie. T'was sore

Former Member · December 2005

mystifymysoul wrote:

I hope that fifteen quid worth of kebabs wasnt just for you, otherwise you are a greedy bugger

It wasn't.
But that doesn't mean I wouldn't try to eat that much

Former Member · December 2005

bad seed wrote:

It wasn't.
But that doesn't mean I wouldn't try to eat that much

*cough*greedy bugger*cough*

Former Member · December 2005

mystifymysoul wrote:

*cough*greedy bugger*cough*

I don't think I could ever get away with denying that

Former Member · December 2005

soraliah wrote:

i DO IT TOO!! :yes: in fact, i did it last night!!! i dont know why i do it though just get an urge

but yeah, i know when im drunk when i start talking!!! ill go up to anyone and everyone and just blab blab blab when im sober im very quiet and would never approach anyone like that. i also get very giggly and im some cases i cry...

like last night in fact i ended up sitting in a toilet cubicle crying my eyes out because of something reeally stupid. oh well

this is basically me :thumb:

Former Member · December 2005

I tell my girls I love them, make eyes at randoms and dance like no ones watching. I also babble nonsense, and grin from ear to ear.

Former Member · December 2005

I know I'm drunk if I end up with a complete stranger's knob in my gob.

(I'm so glad I don't drink anymore)

Former Member · December 2005

soraliah wrote:

but yeah, i know when im drunk when i start talking!!! ill go up to anyone and everyone and just blab blab blab

when I get really drunk, my internal monolog becomes external, which is REALLY embarrasing. "Oh for gods sake shutup <me> these people can hear you. Please, shut up. No, really, just shut up. Oh he looks nice. I've had too much to drink you know. I should stop, but actually I'm going for another, but they shouldn't serve me if I'm pissed...."

Former Member · December 2005

FireyFirenze wrote:

haha that made me laugh lots! I think its the sad face that does it, you've actually done it havent you?

Thats kinda worse than my dancing in the toilets thing but then again I've done lots of silly things when I'm drunk.

yes i have done it, a few times! i'm so un-ladylike sometimes.

Former Member · December 2005

SheHasNoTime wrote:

Also...

I know I'm drunk when I start clapping my hands in the air and shouting 'EASY! EASY!' like I'm on Soccer AM.

I'm such a boy.

lmao a couple of my mates do that loads. Including when they're sober.

Former Member · December 2005

mystifymysoul wrote:

I hope that fifteen quid worth of kebabs wasnt just for you, otherwise you are a greedy bugger

It would have been if I hadn't prised one of them out of his hand...

Skive · December 2005

....when I have to sit down to piss.

Former Member · December 2005

Carriage Return wrote:

when I get really drunk, my internal monolog becomes external, which is REALLY embarrasing. "Oh for gods sake shutup <me> these people can hear you. Please, shut up. No, really, just shut up. Oh he looks nice. I've had too much to drink you know. I should stop, but actually I'm going for another, but they shouldn't serve me if I'm pissed...."

lmao, that must be very embarrasing.

Just hope all the people around you are too drunk to remember you doing it :yes:

Former Member · December 2005

i know im drunk when eating a kebab seems like a good idea and ive sent loads of texts but can't remember what they said

Former Member · December 2005

nicebutdim23 wrote:

i know im drunk when eating a kebab seems like a good idea and ive sent loads of texts but can't remember what they said

Yet I always remember, don't I? Good for embarrassing you the next day.

Personally, I know I'm drunk when I start becoming really flirtatious and I start saying "yippee" loudly for no apparent reason.

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