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I know I'm drunk when...
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Finish the sentence!! This is probably hte wrong forum. hmm.
I know I'm drunk when I'm in a club and I go to the loo and dance in the toilet. In the cubicle by myself not in front of everyone. And not for ages. Just a lil shimmy. Am I the only girl who does this? Am I a complete weirdo? There must be another girl who does this out there and I'm determinded to find out!
Go kids.
I know I'm drunk when I'm in a club and I go to the loo and dance in the toilet. In the cubicle by myself not in front of everyone. And not for ages. Just a lil shimmy. Am I the only girl who does this? Am I a complete weirdo? There must be another girl who does this out there and I'm determinded to find out!
Go kids.
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Work work work bloody work... a quarter to 6 here... sigh
I know I'm drunk when I can't see the time on my watch properly...
Yeah. That one too. Although I just got in and I drank loads of red bull (eeeevil) and I'm in great pain and I can't sleep.
I've run out of time(3 minutes per message) on my friends answerphone three times, and I've no idea why I phoned them, or what I've said...
I've done the dancing in the cubicle thing.
... when I kiss my boss
... and when I can't stand straight when I get up at noon the next day. :crazyeyes
I love the office xmas party. I wonder how fun this years is going to be:chin:. Roll on Saturday
When I start talking to people about how big their penis may be based on their physique.
I love dancing like a nob.
When I start demonstrating correct rowing technique in the middle of a pub
When there's massive gaps in my memory of the night before.
When I think it's an excellent idea to walk home to Tooting from Borough.
...the Bigg Market seems like a good idea.
i DO IT TOO!! :yes: in fact, i did it last night!!! i dont know why i do it though just get an urge
but yeah, i know when im drunk when i start talking!!! ill go up to anyone and everyone and just blab blab blab when im sober im very quiet and would never approach anyone like that. i also get very giggly and im some cases i cry...
like last night in fact i ended up sitting in a toilet cubicle crying my eyes out because of something reeally stupid. oh well
Also, when I am sure that everyone will think I look quite sober. Even when I dance around a lampost.
*when i get into a 15 min wee cycle
*when i think people are staring at me dancing cos im dancing so sexily not cos im dancing like a freak
*when we decide to walk to my mates house (2miles) from town to get a taxi from there when i live in a town center flat
*when a deep pan stuffed crust meat feast pizza seems like a good idea at 4am
haha I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
I know I'm drunk when I post threads on thesite at stupid o clock in the morning spelling the word 'the' wrong. Whoops
Fuffy you plonker. whyyyy! Thats like my friend who decided to walk home from 42nd Street to her house in Prestwich...on her own. silly sausage.
It really is worrying though - I just randomly start coaching for no apparent reason!
I start demanding to know where the after party is and telling people that I'd soo be invited if they "knew who I was".