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12 Days of Chavmas
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On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in
Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six
teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing,
ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven
scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in
Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six
teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing,
ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven
scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry
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Comments
What is?
Chavs being dirty thievs who have no fashion beyond burberry and soveriegn rings. :rolleyes:
People throw around the workd 'chav' and 'pikey' whilst totally ignorant to what the words actually mean.
It's no different than calling sombody a gypo.
What's so gay about it anyway?
Ever call a gypsy a gypo. Not a good idea.
Call an Irish taveller a Pikey and he'll take you head off, in the same way calling a black person a ngger wouldn't go down to well.
Chav/chavie is a term of endearment in the Romany language meaning mate or young kid. It's not bad thing and certainly isn't a sterotype.