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So I'm sitting at work, minding my own business when up on a report shows a drug by the best drug name ever. Its a cream, for you anus. It is anusol. Excelent.
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That's mature.
Please note that the above was genuine sarcasm.
Oh yes, because this thread is oh so mature itself.
Please note that the above was genuine sarcasm.
I was just trying to be helpful in case anybody needed some soothing anus cream, I thought, hey, they are going to use it on this old decrepit senile person, it must be good :crying:
Because you aren't meant to but bum cream on your bush...
I'll just leave now
Piles aren't just for the old people! They can also be a (very painful) side-effect of constipation. So eat lots of greens or santa will be giving you some Anusol in your stocking!
But this actually was an old decrepit senile woman. The kind you stick in a home. Those, and crazy people houses, are our customers.
Do you really call them piles? That is absoutly hilarous. I'll be chuckling about that all day
And I am so mad at you moon, you made me spit water at my screen in front of people cuz i laughed
Ah, my bad.. Didnt realise you were talking about the old people at your work, We call them haemaeraerroids too but It has a queer spelling and I didn't paticularly want to look it up. Bet you have fun with the oldies though! Do you shave their eyebrows and put their hands in bowls of water while they sleep?
Ilora x
i'll let you guess.