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why oh why did i show her my dick

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Sex & Relationships
hey.well i was gettin very randy with this lass in a theatre.and she sed shed flash me.so out popped her tits and i gawked.then she sed i'd never show her my dick.never one to refuse a challenge(as ul know if uve read my other posts) i did.she woz shocked id had the balls(sort of speak)to do it.everything woz ok until i got back to school and found out she'd been sayin it woz tiny and shit.now im not being big headed but it woz 8inches last measurement so thats bull shit.neway, wot does every1 think i shud do about it.im still friends with her but im really hurt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just whip it out at school to prove her a liar <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    Seriously thought, why worry? If anyone gives you trouble about it then offer to show them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heya! know what? think sometimes life sux. most of the time.
    ......
    sheep happens
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I totally agree with Balddog... if anyone gives u any hassle just prove them wrong! Seriously, u shud never worry about stuff like this @ school - it seems like a huge deal at the time, but people soon forget, and there is more to life! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tell everyone at school that she had a really smelly, fishy ****. And tell everyone she had spots on her boobs. Then show em your dick. See the reaction

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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    here's an idea.... maybe try keeping your dick in your trousers for once?? then you wouldn't have to worry about rumours, or whether you did the right thing. when you do have a proper girlfriend, hopefully she wouldn't go round slagging you off for size or whatever, and if she did then you'd know she wasnt worth it.

    simple really, when you think about it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with great dificulty
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by yorkie boy bar:
    with great dificulty

    I think it would be quite funny
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