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Anal Sex

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
ok im new at this "forum" thing but this seems like the place to ask..

my girlfriend has asked me to have anal sex, so ok i was fine with that and maybe it could be fun BUT then thier was a slight mis-understanding. She wants to perform it on ME, ok so if you havent guessed im male and the only thing thats ever entered my ass is maybe my finger for a scratch!

what do I say?

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Personally Id tell her
    "te git te fuck"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, you'll never know what it's like unless you try it, but if you're uncomfortable with the idea, explain to your girlfriend that you have your reservations and leave it at that.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your Mrs Is A Nutterrrrrrrr.........strap On Gyal F.r.e.a.k
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your Mrs Is A Nutterrrrrrrr.........strap On Gyal F.r.e.a.k
    Im inclined to agree, Id never let that be done, I think your username gives away your natural feelings,
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Personally I would love to do my bloke with a stap on but he wont let me:( The male g spot is up the bum so it would be nice. If your worried about the pain side of things start off with a small butt plug (dont use a normal dildo cos it could get sucked up there!) or she could just finger you. Use lots of lube and remember to go slowly at first, dont go straight in there with a huge mofo 9" plug or it will hurt!! Most importantly I must say that if you fight it and clench it will hurt, so just take deep breathes and relax. Oooh have a spliff before and it should calm you down enough for you not to be thinking "does this make me gay?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oi thats me your chatting about :( BASTARD!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well you see I feel I owe her something because of the time she allowed my dog to lick her privates so I kinda owe her something. wish I'd kept the dog out of it now :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He hasnt said anything bad or disrepecful about you, so calm it dear. I think its nice that he's asking for advice first and personally I think that if he has to ask for advice then in the back of his mind he's thinking maybe because if he knew for sure he didnt want it done he would have said no straight away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Omg!!! Yoou let a dog lick you out! Thats ming!! Dirty munter! Lmao!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What is with this afternoon and piss takers?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No idea but its making me laugh, we've not had propper trolls in ages this could turn out to be muchos fun:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it was a drucken thing and I regret it. My dog has had nightmares ever since! Jd do I know you?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He wanted to rest his tongue and I wasn't satisfied!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i never let the dog touch me!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you liar!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey you loved it so dont deny it, anyways what u doing checking my emails!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    liar? what about the time me and tez done you while prawny watched?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you wanted more why not just DIY? You should be reported to the RSPCA. Your nastey nastey people.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :(but it was fun! After you watched ali g in da house you wanted to try it and did! I caught you at it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your such twunts
  • ClaireBearClaireBear Posts: 467 Cool Newbie
    Enough already. Lady jd, you've already been warned once today so if you can't stop taking the piss and stick to the rules you'll be banned.

    CB
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