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How to talk dirty due sex....
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We boys know that girls love filthy talk due sex and i've do so many times only that i'm not sure if my porn-talk is working....
My typical line would be something like:
"your pussy is soaking.... and it feels great", or "put your wet minge in my face....".
However, my partners face looks bemused ( )! maybe my talk is not upto scratch.
Anyone care to lend me some porn-talk scripts.......
My typical line would be something like:
"your pussy is soaking.... and it feels great", or "put your wet minge in my face....".
However, my partners face looks bemused ( )! maybe my talk is not upto scratch.
Anyone care to lend me some porn-talk scripts.......
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Classic!
How about "C'mon, bitch, stick that 12" dildo up my butt and make me feel like the lady-boy slut that I am!!!!"
I thinbk you have to put a few complaments into dirty talk,
your wet/tight for me thats so good/sweet etc
hahahahahahahahaha
Sure is
Your not Alan Partridge are you?
knowing me, alan partridge, knowing you,wet minge... ah-haa
sorry, it had to be done
God god, you're lucky your partner only looks bemused! I'd be wetting myself laughing if anyone ever said that to me!
Lol.
"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest I'm dead against it".
Give that a go.
Love it!!
"Smell my cheese" :sour:
:yuck:
Ta da! Everyone's happy. NEVER EVER mention minge/fanny during sex. It's so chav/neddy.
You have to pick the right moment to say something like that.
Sup Captain Obvious?
Yeah its easy to make a fuckup aint it.
True dat, homie.
My blokee always says stuff and the worst he says is who's the daddy-er please no mention of daddy, dad father or any other paternal type word-do i really want to think of you as my daddy? no!!! Shhh!
I really should tell him-or maybe i should say who's the mommy and see if he finds that sexy!!
Who says?!
Compliments, sexual, sweet talk yeah im sure all girls go for that but we dont ALL love filthy talk.
If the girl asks for it yeah do it. If not .... lay off! If its not what she wnats to hear you may well end up being kicked out of the bed!
Unless it comes naturally, don't bother!
LOL!!
I agree totally you shud ask him hu's the mommy! i might try that next time my man says that!