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oy chiwawa!!!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
i noticed a strange difference in my girlfriends behaviour i mean shes always been a bit sex mad but shes gon over the edge 1 nitght i came home an she walked in the room and stripped off right in front of me (not thats its bad!) we had sex there right on the living room floor i couldnt of been happier!!!!! but no she does it every night always same time same place i love her but i have no strength left! im exhausted <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> i wanna plz her but i dont have the energy i need help! what should i do

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go to the pub b4 she can do it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheers now i can use my superhuman drinking ablities 2 regain strength <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cept 4 the fact shes a barmaid at the local <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahaha-- maybe more fun and different on the pool table???
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tell her to give me a ring, Ill soon be over!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stop moanin and get in there!!!!!!
    drink RED BULLand lucazade, get more sleep!
    i mean if u really can't get the energy then take her out for a meal few nights in a row or somet 2 get the break!
    but if u tell her u wana break then she go find some were else! if that does happen then tell her 2 call me! j/k
    good luck
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: oy chiwawa!!!!!

    Buy her a vibrator and go down a different pub !


    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I agree just take her out for a meal and try and get more sleep. Try other ways of pleasing her apart from sex. Or if all else fails you could talk to he rbut only as a last resort. :) Good Luck. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ohhhhh she very ott int she!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: oy chiwawa!!!!!
    Originally posted by Damien durden
    i wanna plz her but i dont have the energy i need help! what should i do
    My heart really bleeds for you. Just brings a tear to my eye, you poor fellow.

    Get plenty sleep.

    Take some viagra.

    Use your mouth when your penis wears out. When your mouth wears out go back to your penis. Or try holding your tongue between your thumb and index finger.

    Worship the ground she walks on.

    Make sure she is extremely satisifed. Give her everything she wants and more. Ask her what you can do to make it better for her (both sexually and otherwise). When someone realizes that they can get whatever they want, whenever they want, they eventually relax and the desire starts to fade a little.

    But only a little.

    Remember, if you can't keep her happy then there will be plenty of other gents lined up to do so. She sounds like a rare find.
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