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simple, embarassing question
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hi peeps. i am posting this anonymously coz i don't want ne1 2 c me doing this. i usually post under a different identity on thesite. i have (as the title suggests) a simple but embarassing question. i am male and have never had sex. i am really scared that when i eventually do (wishful thinking) i wont know what to do. im not after advanced technique tips here, i just want to know, basically, which hole to put my penis in. i know this sounds really simple, but having never seen a woman down there i just don't know <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> so: how many holes are there and which one do i use? some pictures seem to show it at the front, which kinda makes sense if the man is on top, but then u hear ppl talking about going at it from behind, and the angle doesn't seem right. so is it pointing vertically down in the middle of the legs or what? also, does urine come out of the same hole as the vagina, even if they're different 'tubes' or whatever? im sorry if ive offended ne1 with this rather graphic posting, but i couldn't think of ne other way 2 find out! im soooo confused and scared - please help me and dont laugh at me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> thanks.
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ah well, run that 1 past ya - there is v little point in me telling u my other name, as u still wudnt really no who i was!
starting from the top. you have a nobbly bit of skin (cant think of a better word) where a woman urinates from, would cant really see a hole. next you have the hole you want, you cant miss it, theres no way you can get it mixed up with the hole you urinate from. then you have your bum hole which again you will know which is which once you are down there.
i should stop worring so much as its not as complicated as you may think.
good luck & hope this makes sense. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
What the hell is he thinking about? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
(ok thread as its going is funny, but the fella needs help, so lets see if we can.)
My only advice on this one is that its really not possible to describe what goes on down there and the only real way is to see it.
I there fore suggest porn (i in no way endorse pornographic material as a masterbation aid, and only as a learning aid for this king of subject. - Please remember it CAN be illegal to look at certain kinds of porn and for most sites its recomended that you are 21/18 to view (why to I sound all knowing on the porn thing!!)
HTH
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concentirc_circles
Sex is the only liquid center at the great Newberry Fruit of friendship. - Jilly Cooper 1937 -
I dont know reaLLy wat ur worried about,there is a certain hole where u stick ur cock up, wen its ur 1st time im sure ull just find it automatically.
Plz let us know who u r, im really curous now!
o, and im glad u found it funny aswell, personally i didnt, and i dont think u wud either if r positions were reversed, but there ya go . . . . . .
on a serious note though for the poor lad whos havin problems here.
1. piss hole right at front.
2. middle hole where u put Mr jiggy up
3. back hole is your waste hole.
there u go nuff said!
the post above this one is the most clarified one of the set, simple and easy...
i still can't over the fact that you're confusing your self with 'holes' but- 'so is life!'
o -piss hole right at front.
{} -kebab-esque vagina, put your little-fella up this.
* -arse, knob this also if it takes your fancy, lube suggested.
Any clearer?
Devon
The earth is made of dirt and wood, and I'd be water if I could
don't listen to any of this, IT HAPPENS NATURALLY, now please can we let this thread just DIE???
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