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Felching (sp?)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
anyone heard of this before?

my friend told me about it yesterday.... i was so disturbed :eek2: :yuck: :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its not as bad as shrimping, which is the same as felching but with a straw!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    urm what is it?

    I feel I may regret asking but hey!

    Phoenix
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a straw?!?!?!

    my mate said they put a hamster up the tube though :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rainbow Phoenix wrote:
    urm what is it?

    I feel I may regret asking but hey!

    Phoenix
    what i was told: a tube is put up someones arse and then they put a hamster up the tube..... :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, felching is when a man ejaculates into someones bum, and then sucks it out again.
    shrimping is using a straw.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :shocking: :shocking:
    :yuck: :yuck: :
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol,
    grim isnt it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eewww.... aww i bet my mate made it up :grump:

    actually thats a good thing.... poor hamster :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    very grim

    I think I've just had my on switch permenantly turned off!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rainbow Phoenix wrote:
    very grim

    I think I've just had my on switch permenantly turned off!

    ditto :|

    thanks alot fish_food ! :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    actually, just looked it up and it can mean either what I said or what you said, so were both right,
    I have heard of the hamster thing though.
    Anyone heard the `armageddon` clip, its years old, but still as funny now.

    http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/comments/armageddon/
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Eww. You NEARLY put me off my Twiglets. But they taste too good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This thread should come with a public health warning. :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i thought felching was stealing :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thing that got me was my mates dad told him!!!! :shocking:

    eewwww
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd heard of the hamster thing before. I'd managed to forget it... until now :yuck:

    Totally disgusting.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what would happen if the hamster got stuck up there? *feels sick*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Amira wrote:
    what would happen if the hamster got stuck up there? *feels sick*

    dont worry itll find its way out... as the song goes

    a great adventure is waiting for you ahead, hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead, teh journey before you may be long and filled with woahs, but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale cant be told
    Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast, to find a wayout of a gay man's ass, the road ahead is filled with danger and fright, but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might...
    ...ahh dude dude jesus christ ahh :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i had a look for curiositys sake......i wish i hadn't now :yuck:
    would you say the hamster thing is abusing animals?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballerina wrote:
    i had a look for curiositys sake......i wish i hadn't now :yuck:
    would you say the hamster thing is abusing animals?
    lol believe m i wish my mate hadn't told me what it is now....

    and yeh i was wondering that about the hamster :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eww thats worse than snowballing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    satehen wrote:
    Eww thats worse than snowballing.
    should i ask???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fish_food wrote:
    should i ask???


    You may, but i can't guarantee you won't be totally grossed out.
    Snowballing is where one person gives a guy a blow job and he comes in his/her mouth. They then kiss, passing the cum to and fro. Nasty eh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ew :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :crazyeyes :shocking: :yuck: :no: :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Amira wrote:
    what would happen if the hamster got stuck up there? *feels sick*
    well firstly you light a match so the gerbil can see the light and find its own way out :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fish_food wrote:
    eewww.... aww i bet my mate made it up :grump:

    actually thats a good thing.... poor hamster :eek2:

    It does happen. They call people who do it pet shop boys. I call them sick bastards.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    They call people who do it pet shop boys. .
    Its a sin.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    Its a sin.

    I wouldn't do it even if it wasn't a sin. I'm sure it must class as bestiality anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh and I thought it was feltching :chin:
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