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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
hiya peeps
does n e one have any funny websites

i have found www.blibs.com its sooooo fuuny u make stories about ya mates

and www.rotten.com very sick but got a great link to a site cale bert is evil its ll about bert from sesamee street linkin him too all tese murders and tellin tales about how he tries to rape kill and drug the other puppets

so what do u all have
n e good uns

lotas love pink

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by pinkqueen001:
    hiya peeps
    does n e one have any funny websites

    i have found www.blibs.com its sooooo fuuny u make stories about ya mates

    and www.rotten.com very sick but got a great link to a site cale bert is evil its ll about bert from sesamee street linkin him too all tese murders and tellin tales about how he tries to rape kill and drug the other puppets

    so what do u all have
    n e good uns

    lotas love pink

    care, rotten.com gets a bad reaction, many people are offended by it. i'd suggest maybe taking that bit out, save some trouble.

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    www.dumblaws.com

    IT is quite cool: all the stupid laws that were never repealed.

    You can't throw a moose out of a plane in Alaska

    In Scotland it is Illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow.

    You get the drift . . . <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think you can kill a Welsh man if you use a bow and arrow and shoot him on London Bridge on a Sunday. (Please dont try this at him folks.)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    switzerland
      Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday. You may not wash your car on a Sunday. It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise. It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment. A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M. Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell and trade absinth (special alcohol), it is legal to consume it. It is required that every car with snow tires has to have a sticker on its dashboard which tells that the driver should not drive faster than 160 km/h with these tires. (Repealed 1999) The highest speed allowed on national freeways is 120 km/h. If you forget you car-keys inside the car and you leave the car open, you will be punished

    The problem is, most of these laws are still in action AND ENFORCED! and u wonder why i go mad!!

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Mega Poster Posts: 2,822
    lol i know i love that site! once made a huge posting with loads of them in... lucky i couldnt be bothered to do them all! lol

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah, well, looks like telling you about dumblaws was pretty much pointliss then . . . I mean pointless. And I was planning to take advanced English next year . . . damn!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Gabz:
    Ah, well, looks like telling you about dumblaws was pretty much pointliss then . . . I mean pointless. And I was planning to take advanced English next year . . . damn!

    don't worry...i take A1 higher enligh (highest level <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; *proud*) and i mean, hell, i'm an aussie. not ONE of the 20million people that live on that lovely island speak their mother tongue properly! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    so dont worry too much about that one :P

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    don't worry...i take A1 higher enligh (highest level <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; *proud*) and i mean, hell, i'm an aussie. not ONE of the 20million people that live on that lovely island speak their mother tongue properly! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    so dont worry too much about that one :P

    Thanx, even though I was partially joking. Advanced is the highest level we can do, but I've got a lot to live up to, as my sis, Mo, got a band 1 (highest of the high) last year!!



    [This message has been edited by Gabz (edited 22-05-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    damn u bloody journos! always misquoting me! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    hmm...i knew u was joking, i just made a giant over-enthusiastic habla about it.

    as for living up to expectations...don;t. except to exceed them. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; (where DID that come from, i hear u wondering...the answer...my empty head)

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nigelanddean.co.uk or deanandnigel.co.uk really funny if u have a warped sence of humour, they dress up as old people and impersonate them whilst standing next to them in a quaint old english town.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    damn u bloody journos! always misquoting me! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    hmm...i knew u was joking, i just made a giant over-enthusiastic habla about it.

    as for living up to expectations...don;t. except to exceed them. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; (where DID that come from, i hear u wondering...the answer...my empty head)


    Sorreee! I'm slow on the uptake today, you know, exams (I say) and writing articles for Banner group. And what r u on about mis-quote??? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    By the way, very profound for coming from an empty head!!!!!!!

    Gabz

    P.S. !
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is gonna be a funny website when its finished www.matherkick.co.uk <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Its about me and my best m8's at college. Were all doing a little section each about ourselves and our great teacher Paul Mather. The "Mather Kick" is only something you'd understand if you was in my college.

    Were doing it for a laugh and for one of our modules. Should be up and running in about 5 years.

    The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If we have to wait soooooo long for this great website, can anyone else recommend any other good chat sites/notice boards? Sorry it's off the subject a bit, but I just got the Internet installed and am not too clued up at the mo.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by pinkqueen001:
    hiya peeps
    does n e one have any funny websites

    We find them all the time http://www.thesite.org/the_lounge/magpie.html

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my two favorites:
    www.icebox.com - lots of hilarious flash cartoons
    www.theromp.com - kinda like a FHM or Maxim. check out the shows, some good stuff.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go to this website for misheard song lyrics
    http://www.kissthisguy.com

    Some are really quite funny.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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