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hiya peeps
does n e one have any funny websites
i have found www.blibs.com its sooooo fuuny u make stories about ya mates
and www.rotten.com very sick but got a great link to a site cale bert is evil its ll about bert from sesamee street linkin him too all tese murders and tellin tales about how he tries to rape kill and drug the other puppets
so what do u all have
n e good uns
lotas love pink
does n e one have any funny websites
i have found www.blibs.com its sooooo fuuny u make stories about ya mates
and www.rotten.com very sick but got a great link to a site cale bert is evil its ll about bert from sesamee street linkin him too all tese murders and tellin tales about how he tries to rape kill and drug the other puppets
so what do u all have
n e good uns
lotas love pink
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care, rotten.com gets a bad reaction, many people are offended by it. i'd suggest maybe taking that bit out, save some trouble.
Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
IT is quite cool: all the stupid laws that were never repealed.
You can't throw a moose out of a plane in Alaska
In Scotland it is Illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow.
You get the drift . . . <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday. You may not wash your car on a Sunday. It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise. It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment. A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M. Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell and trade absinth (special alcohol), it is legal to consume it. It is required that every car with snow tires has to have a sticker on its dashboard which tells that the driver should not drive faster than 160 km/h with these tires. (Repealed 1999) The highest speed allowed on national freeways is 120 km/h. If you forget you car-keys inside the car and you leave the car open, you will be punished
The problem is, most of these laws are still in action AND ENFORCED! and u wonder why i go mad!!
Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
~ the late, great Douglas Adams
don't worry...i take A1 higher enligh (highest level <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> *proud*) and i mean, hell, i'm an aussie. not ONE of the 20million people that live on that lovely island speak their mother tongue properly! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
so dont worry too much about that one :P
Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
Thanx, even though I was partially joking. Advanced is the highest level we can do, but I've got a lot to live up to, as my sis, Mo, got a band 1 (highest of the high) last year!!
[This message has been edited by Gabz (edited 22-05-2001).]
hmm...i knew u was joking, i just made a giant over-enthusiastic habla about it.
as for living up to expectations...don;t. except to exceed them. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> (where DID that come from, i hear u wondering...the answer...my empty head)
Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
Sorreee! I'm slow on the uptake today, you know, exams (I say) and writing articles for Banner group. And what r u on about mis-quote??? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
By the way, very profound for coming from an empty head!!!!!!!
Gabz
P.S. !
Its about me and my best m8's at college. Were all doing a little section each about ourselves and our great teacher Paul Mather. The "Mather Kick" is only something you'd understand if you was in my college.
Were doing it for a laugh and for one of our modules. Should be up and running in about 5 years.
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We find them all the time http://www.thesite.org/the_lounge/magpie.html
www.icebox.com - lots of hilarious flash cartoons
www.theromp.com - kinda like a FHM or Maxim. check out the shows, some good stuff.
http://www.kissthisguy.com
Some are really quite funny.
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