If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options
OH MY GOD?
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Has anyone got any embarrassing/funny sex stories they have always wanted to tell someone but haven't.
Heres one of mine, I went back to one of my boyfriends flats in the bedroom he had a wooden floor, e chatted for a while and then both drunk we went to bed and ended up in a very passionate horny state together, we couldnt get enough of each other we ended up with him making love to me up against the wall stood up unfortunatel ythe bed was on wheels and as he was pushing against me to keep me up the bed flew across the room leaving us two to fall over the headboard and onto the floor.
OOUUCCCHH.
Heres one of mine, I went back to one of my boyfriends flats in the bedroom he had a wooden floor, e chatted for a while and then both drunk we went to bed and ended up in a very passionate horny state together, we couldnt get enough of each other we ended up with him making love to me up against the wall stood up unfortunatel ythe bed was on wheels and as he was pushing against me to keep me up the bed flew across the room leaving us two to fall over the headboard and onto the floor.
OOUUCCCHH.
0
Comments
Him and his lovely were at it in the reverse bishop position; she squatting on top facing away, him lying on his back. She performed a post orgasm forward flop, and caught her front two teeth on the steel bedframe.
Snapped them both off at the root. Ouch!
BaRt
Live Life On The Edge!
Just don't have sex on Blackpool beach!!! You don't want turds floating past you while having sex
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself
Stones are probably *much* better than sand
Yeah, I haven't tried it myself but I live near the sea and I know quite a few people who've tried it on the beach and have said it's horrible because the sand really does get everywhere <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
If you've got much imagination, that should put you off...
NuttyLad <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.
NuttyLad <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
I have and its great,try it.
Beaches on the East Coast are best they are lovley and sandy.Go on give it a go.
P.S Be careful coz the sand gets in everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yes it is a lovely cocktail. Sorry these are the American measures:
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
3 oz. Cranberry Juice
3 oz. Orange or Pineapple Juice
Add several ice cubes to a highball glass. Pour in all ingredients and stir.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.