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Practical jokes for uni?
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id love to play some practical jokes on my housemates at uni - any good suggestions?
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It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
thats never good.
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Hmm come to think of it they didnt find that very funny. Neither did the police for that matter.
Go out too, just take a torch <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
"Men rarely, if ever, manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the
morals of spoilt children." Robert A. Heinlein
All evil needs to thrive is for good men to sit back and do nothing
people in ur flat must be bloody blind then!
It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarrelled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now.
From the Epilouge of Barry Lyndon by the late great Stanley Kubrick
I'm not in a flat, and it only works on girls or blokes who are dying for a shit!
Or if you feel like being totally irresponsible, put the fire extingiusher underneath someones pillow.
Winners never quit and quitters never win !!
or eat all of their ice cream and blame it on the landlords/cleaners
Have fun
A friend of mine had a mate who lived on the ground floor. When the mate went away for 3 weeks to see his parents, my friend and some "associates" wedged his window open and got in the room. They sowed water cress seeds on his carpet and watered it. When the guy came back, he had his own personal student lawn (sorry, bad pun).
Another good one happened after a friend of mine went out on the pull. While he was out, we took his bed and placed it in the field behind our house. When he returned, he spent so long looking for his damn bed that the poor girl he had pulled left!
The last one happened in the first year when a dorm-mate got totally trashed and fell asleep on the floor of his room. We turned all the furniture in his room upside down (literally). <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> We heard his morning scream from down the corridor.
CD <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
He still has no idea that it was us but he was a very laid back guy so he found it quite funny!!!!!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
Please, only do this in ALL MALE halls or bathrooms....
And yes, it is dangerous...
put a teensy piece of lithium on the clingfilm, then take out the lightbulb in the loo. Pee is highly alkali.
FIREWORKS!
P.S: Friends of mine once arranged the entire contents of a mates room in exact formation (even down to the pants on the floor) in the quad outside his window.
Luckily it didn't rain.
1) removed the kitchen table, chairs, toaster, dustbins and microwave and reset the kitchen - in my friend's bedroom.
2) put a chinese boy in my friend's bed with a note saying 'dear occupant this was delivered while you were out from 'chinese boys r us' we thought we'd put it where best.'
3) Antiquing - ALWAYS fun.
Old thread though, Man I hate this new search system.
We did one to a housemate living on the first floor.
The night previous to the prank, we all had this silly drunken conversation about dangerous things, where i suggested that Land Sharks (sharks that live on land and can appear anywhere) might be a problem.
So we taped brooms together to a height of 20ft and put a fin on the end.
We passed it across my mates window and she screamed the place down as a fin passed across her window.
Oh and we raided the flat next door with tennis ball guns.
Hahaha, some of these idea's are great. prank.org used to be one of my favourite sites, it had heaps of cool stuff.
http://www.prankyourhousemate.com
For 100's of pranks and idea's visit prank your housemate its got some good stuff! Check this one out, lol....
http://www.prankyourhousemate.com/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=293