If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options
Take a look around and enjoy reading the discussions. If you'd like to join in, it's really easy to register and then you'll be able to post. If you'd like to learn what this place is all about, head here.
Comments
Was it designed by Roger the Shrubber?
Quite possibly.
She'd discovered Monty Python recently, and I was stuck for what to buy her. So when she kept quoting lines about shrubberies, I took it as a hint.
She was so pleased with it too.
"What rolls down stairs
and over the chairs
and into your neighbor's dog?
It fits on your back,
It's good for a snack,
Everyone knows it's log.
It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."
I remember that! My God it's pure genious...
I once got my mate a pineapple for his birthday because I was walking to his house, totally forgetting a present and there was only a Tesco near him.