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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
c'mon guys... if you could design a sex toy what would it be?

Mine would be a saddle with a dildo on the top.

Yeeeehaw!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Ultimate sex toy
    Originally posted by MoonRat
    c'mon guys... if you could design a sex toy what would it be?

    Mine would be a saddle with a dildo on the top.

    Yeeeehaw!

    THAT TOY HAS AHLREADY BEEN DONE....

    TRYA GAIN
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think everyone should open up and get creative on Microsoft Paint!!



    All entries have to be completely drawn, no cutting and pasting ladies and gentlemen!

    The winners entry will come to life in their very own special edition playdoe model!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Okay heres one ive designed for my lovely girlyfriend.

    Similiar to one already on the market in its curved design, however its got a few tweeks to account for a few of her desires, and no doubt many other girlies wants!...


    Total Length is 9inches.
    Insertable Length is 7inches.
    Girth is 5inches (cant be much more, because the curve will make it seem more anyway)

    The whole thing vibrates much like a standard vibrator.
    The curve will also vibrate up and down to make the curve go steeper and more straight (this will be used to stroke the g-spot)

    The 'balls' are oddly placed i know, but these will vibrate in their own motion, and will press against the clit when vibrator is fully inserted.

    Lastly, the 'balls' can also be squeeze and when squeezed KY-Jelly or other lubricant will ooze out the tip of the penis, as to lube its entry, or even fake an ejaculation if squeezed hard during the climax i suppose...


    Heres what it will look like, and i know, ive thought far too much about it, but its sunday, ive just had my dinner and what else is there to do?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol i was expecting some really intricate drawing or somthing off the way he had described it but its just a pic of a dick lol :lol:

    sorry i find the strangest things funny lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Sybian.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Congratulations, Slap'n'Tickle, you've just designed the penis.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    The Sybian.

    :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    :eek2:

    I've seen first hand what happens when a woman get's near one :/.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    I've seen first hand what happens when a woman get's near one :/.

    What is it...?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lisa simpson's saxophone
    What is it...?


    good god... google image search, if you dare :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lisa simpson's saxophone
    What is it...?

    BlackSybian+Attachments.jpg

    You sit on top and you can adjust the speeds, it's like a vibe but vibrates about 100 times more harder.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    I've seen first hand what happens when a woman get's near one :/.

    Yeah, she becomes rather, um, cavernous...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If I had to di this for a living I think I'd be skint.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Ultimate sex toy
    Originally posted by Reese_86
    THAT TOY HAS AHLREADY BEEN DONE....

    TRYA GAIN

    It has?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A transformer dildo that looks like a transformer (y'know those robots) usually so you can put it on your shelf and won't run the risk of Mummy finding a sex toy under the bed...

    The,, when the parents are out you clip it together and hurrah, a dildo
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    BlackSybian+Attachments.jpg

    You sit on top and you can adjust the speeds, it's like a vibe but vibrates about 100 times more harder.

    that just looks scary to me! :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonRat
    A transformer dildo that looks like a transformer (y'know those robots) usually so you can put it on your shelf and won't run the risk of Mummy finding a sex toy under the bed...

    The,, when the parents are out you clip it together and hurrah, a dildo

    Genius!! Transformers, dildos in disguise!! :lol:
    SBG
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Theydon Bois
    good god... google image search, if you dare :eek:

    I already made that mistake before I posted the question... I couldn't spot any sex toys amongst all the naked women with wide-open legs though. Can't say I wanted to look too closely to be honest!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Ultimate sex toy
    Originally posted by MoonRat
    It has?

    Yes, they were made in the 18th Century, I'd reckon.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sybian is that the one that cd-girls uses? If so most of the chicks can hardly walk afterwards (not that i've seen that) :naughty:
    .matt
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