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Ultimate sex toy
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c'mon guys... if you could design a sex toy what would it be?
Mine would be a saddle with a dildo on the top.
Yeeeehaw!
Mine would be a saddle with a dildo on the top.
Yeeeehaw!
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THAT TOY HAS AHLREADY BEEN DONE....
TRYA GAIN
All entries have to be completely drawn, no cutting and pasting ladies and gentlemen!
The winners entry will come to life in their very own special edition playdoe model!
Similiar to one already on the market in its curved design, however its got a few tweeks to account for a few of her desires, and no doubt many other girlies wants!...
Total Length is 9inches.
Insertable Length is 7inches.
Girth is 5inches (cant be much more, because the curve will make it seem more anyway)
The whole thing vibrates much like a standard vibrator.
The curve will also vibrate up and down to make the curve go steeper and more straight (this will be used to stroke the g-spot)
The 'balls' are oddly placed i know, but these will vibrate in their own motion, and will press against the clit when vibrator is fully inserted.
Lastly, the 'balls' can also be squeeze and when squeezed KY-Jelly or other lubricant will ooze out the tip of the penis, as to lube its entry, or even fake an ejaculation if squeezed hard during the climax i suppose...
Heres what it will look like, and i know, ive thought far too much about it, but its sunday, ive just had my dinner and what else is there to do?!
sorry i find the strangest things funny lol
:eek2:
I've seen first hand what happens when a woman get's near one .
What is it...?
good god... google image search, if you dare :eek:
You sit on top and you can adjust the speeds, it's like a vibe but vibrates about 100 times more harder.
Yeah, she becomes rather, um, cavernous...
It has?
The,, when the parents are out you clip it together and hurrah, a dildo
that just looks scary to me! :eek:
Genius!! Transformers, dildos in disguise!!
SBG
I already made that mistake before I posted the question... I couldn't spot any sex toys amongst all the naked women with wide-open legs though. Can't say I wanted to look too closely to be honest!
Yes, they were made in the 18th Century, I'd reckon.
.matt