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best/worst pickup lines
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sorry i know its not sex but
guys, girls - best worst pick up lines delivered/received and reactions
my personal favourites delivered
i just made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with the rest - obviously delivered if you can get her to come to you big laughe reply - surprisingly no slap yet
i dont know what you'll look like in the morning but in my state you would do for the moment - obviously delievered when slightly drunk - big laugh reply
can i take a picture of you ? so i can show santa what i want for chirstmas - why wait till christmas was the reply luckily enough
received: just a slight graze of the breast against my arm while trying to reach for something and an apology - good enough for me
guys, girls - best worst pick up lines delivered/received and reactions
my personal favourites delivered
i just made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with the rest - obviously delivered if you can get her to come to you big laughe reply - surprisingly no slap yet
i dont know what you'll look like in the morning but in my state you would do for the moment - obviously delievered when slightly drunk - big laugh reply
can i take a picture of you ? so i can show santa what i want for chirstmas - why wait till christmas was the reply luckily enough
received: just a slight graze of the breast against my arm while trying to reach for something and an apology - good enough for me
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"so, would you like to go for lunch some evening...?"
this one was used on me.. and it made me laugh..
"if you were a booger, i'd pick you first"
"Nice shoes Wanna fuck?"
Peace
i laughed at what an awesome pick up line it was!