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:::sigh::: only americans...
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so.. there was this teacher who hired two students to come and kidnap his wife on their anniversary and he would come and "rescue" his wife.. and impress her
so this teacher and the two students choreographed and practiced a "fight"...
so on that day.. the students broke into the house and tied up the wife..
and the teacher came home and while he was "fighting" his wife broke free and called the cops...
so the cops came and he had to tell them that he hired the students to impress his wife...
and he got fined and arrested for a while buncha shit that i can't remember...
only in america would someone do something that stupid...
so this teacher and the two students choreographed and practiced a "fight"...
so on that day.. the students broke into the house and tied up the wife..
and the teacher came home and while he was "fighting" his wife broke free and called the cops...
so the cops came and he had to tell them that he hired the students to impress his wife...
and he got fined and arrested for a while buncha shit that i can't remember...
only in america would someone do something that stupid...
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there are so many that the show must never run out of ideas...
that's because you're in illinois.....
Ahhh the Mid-West, home of the souless stip malls, corn fields and endless developments of houses that look exactly the same.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146693.html
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146541.html
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146030.html
this thread is about stupid AMERICANS not stupid PEOPLE...
(hehe... i'm just teasing you!)
So ... do people in the US make fun of the president or is that a big No NO?
"So what part of Australia of you from then?"
I think they think that everone in the UK peaks with a plummy accent.
A buddy and I used to wastch his speaches and get stoned. There was so much to laugh at. He looks like the product if a monkey had sex with an elf. And he cannot say America. He stumbles over it every time. Maybe the teleprompter is too far away and hes got bad eyes. And his Bushspeak is always one for a giggle.
ohh no... people DEFINITELY make fun of the president...
remember "nuclear"?
think jay leno, conan o'brien.. they all make fun of him..
everyone makes fun of him...