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I appreciate bad jokes, but Mr Kaff's are a step too far:p
Des O'Connor's parties, obviously.
des o'connor would LOVE me.
(he's not the dead one, is he?)
edited to add: no, he's not the dead one. that's bob monkhouse. i get them confused.
Not as much as Lord Terry of Wogan
i think i would be too much in awe of him and would not be able to speak.
he looks just like my dad though.
Yeah, me too.
Is that a compliment or an insult? And to whom?
it is good at making you feel better
I think in reality you'd be lickle pussycat and your trying to be something different here.......Kaff wouldnt put up with a pure twat cos she's canny, so you must be as well
you can pay me laters
but yeah *slips you £10*
err i was thinking more about a twenty
Wasn't there one of those which was the complete opposite? Said loads of things like "beggers look down on you" and stuff like that? I can't remember the link. ;(
Ahh I geddit.
The tree is green in the day. It's near the fox's den ;<.