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what if you were rich?
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If I was rich beyond my wildest dreams, I think I would spend it all on prostitutes, not even classy ones, dirty, filthy, syphilitic whores. I'd also develop a drug habit, that would leave me an empty hell of my former self, not giving a shit about anything or anyone apart from my next hit. I'd end up off my face on a mixture of cocaine and heroin, the syhpilis now having spread to my brain, and huge, weeping sores covering my genitals, I'd unwisely invest my money on the stock market, and my fortunes would end up crashing down around me. I'd turn to street crime to fund my deviant ways, and whilst in the process of beating up a granny, I'd be caught red handed by dave_oliver, hero of the people, and he'd make me see the error of my ways with a wise speech on 'strength of character' and shit like that, probably mentioning the word 'heart' a good many times. But he'd beat the crap out of me first, being the hero that he is. After having changed my ways. I'd then become a good, law-abiding suburbanite, with a secret desire to be paddled whilst wearing my wifes lingerie. By supressing this desire, I'd be supressing a part of myself, essentially crippling my emotional life. Unable to truly connect to anyone, I would follow the clichéd middle-class lifestyle my inner pain and anger slowly growing, finally snapping one day and beating my wife to death when she's talking about new carpets. I would live out the rest of my days in a lunatic asylum, foolishly awaiting the return of dave_oliver to once again save me. I say foolishly because dave-oliver has bigger fish to fry, what with (like action man) being the greatest hero of them all. Anyway, I was just wondering what you would all do if you were rich?
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I'd take lots of holidays all over the world with my bestest friends. And buy a new car because mine keeps breaking down!!
i'd buy a few helicopters, clone jake gyllenhaal & hire 6 bodyguards to make me look important. then i would build a theme park in my back garden and have midgets on kangaroos cook my dinner & frolic in my gingerbread mansion.
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If i was rich I would probably buy loads and loads of jewellery.
where-as Lee, would buy about a million micowave pizzas and a large share in dr pepper