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Lube of doom!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    add on as a p.s you are advertising the crapness of the lubricating jelly on the internet, and will continue to do so until they meet your demands. I know for one if I never some lubrication it shan't be boots'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooh! Thank you Dr Lurve! Thats brill, well add a few more bits an bobs and then send it. Not sure if I still have the reciet tho...I'll be having a hunt for it later.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go buy another one if you can't find it;) just kidding
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stressedstar
    dont mean for this to sound really stupid but are you sure its not that you're actually allergic to something in it?

    well both of them got burning sensation so it was probably a dodgy batch
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Na it, couldnt be that cos both of us got it. And the buring was almost as soon as it touched me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Oooh! Thank you Dr Lurve! Thats brill, well add a few more bits an bobs and then send it. Not sure if I still have the reciet tho...I'll be having a hunt for it later.

    Anything to aid people in sexual discomfort-
    And good fucking my minnions:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    I don't think you should be nice, be graphic. :p
    yeah be graphic then they'll get all embarassed hehe
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