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taning in the nod

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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Well i was just thinking about my summer holiday and im planing on going to a nudist beach.

Thing is i was thinking about the guys who sun bath in the nude...
no not like that but well...if their..um..peice isnt to its full length it wouldnt tan properly....wouldnt it kinda like tan in a tiger strip effect?

sorry considering its about a penis i think its in the right place...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: a funny thought!

    would have to have an erection all the time :lol:

    sure u could help them out zella;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe when it gets to full size the tan will fade a bit (as its stretched over a bigger area)

    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The skin wrinkles slightly, so I doubt that the tan would be affected at all.

    Besides which, if it's warm it'll be nice and big anyway:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I so couldnt go a nudist beach! How come your thinking about doing that Zella?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I've tanned in the nip on a sunbed, and haven't had any tiger stripe lines. I would post a pic as proof, but would promptly be banned (some people react like that to being made to feel insecure). :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    I so couldnt go a nudist beach! How come your thinking about doing that Zella?

    No tan lines, innit?

    If I wrnt to an nudist beach I'd have the place to myself after about seven seconds, because everyone else would run away:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wouldn't go on a nudist beach i don't think. sunbathing topless in my garden when no-ones about and on beaches on holiday is about as far as i could go i think... can't stand bikini top marks, i can cope with a white arse, but white boobs look so unattractive!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea i cant stand the idea of any tan lines. I think they look so tacky and if i have to tan i want a full one not some crapy half done jobby
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How can a man not have an erection on a nudist beach?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by junker
    How can a man not have an erection on a nudist beach?
    :rolleyes: And how can women not get all horny and wet on a nudist beach? (yes, that is a rhetorically stupid question, don't bother answering).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    :rolleyes: And how can women not get all horny and wet on a nudist beach? (yes, that is a rhetorically stupid question, don't bother answering).


    That's why it would be awesome to go to one. Of course, I've never been to one but I hate wearing clothes. If I didn't have to wear clothes the rest of my life, I wouldn't. I'd prolly cover my eyes at first when I went to a nudist beach but after that, I would probably stay there forever and never get enough of it.


    :blush:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blnde_BombShell
    That's why it would be awesome to go to one. Of course, I've never been to one but I hate wearing clothes. If I didn't have to wear clothes the rest of my life, I wouldn't. I'd prolly cover my eyes at first when I went to a nudist beach but after that, I would probably stay there forever and never get enough of it.
    So, you'd like to go to a nudist beach to look at others? And that you might find it a bit of a turn on? (if I read that right). You perv! :naughty:

    I don't think there would be much of a problem with getting turned on and horny most of the time on a nudist beach. Not much more of a problem than queing for a bus, fully clothed, on a wet Tuesday afternoon really. I think that being relaxed, naked, in the sun, would be more of a problem with feeling horny than the fact I'm surrounded by other naked people. Although the obvious problem there is that the beach is where I'm most likely to feel relaxed in the sun, and therefore horny. But it's not a foregone conclusion, such as junker seems to think, that I'd be walking around with a permenant stiffy at the sight of naked women. Then again, if you were there. :naughty::blush:

    I know what you mean about clothes. Choosing them, being judged by them, feeling comfortable in them, having to wear particular clothes in certain situations when they make me feel uncomfortable. But I'm no nudist either. Nor am I someone who believes we should all wander around naked (there are quite a few people that shouldn't wander around fully clothed, let alone naked). If I believe anything, it's that we shouldn't be worried, or overly concerned about the naked body.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    So, you'd like to go to a nudist beach to look at others? And that you might find it a bit of a turn on? (if I read that right). You perv! :naughty:


    That's what the point of going to a nudist beach is. It's not as if the nudist beaches are known for their AMAZINGLY TOUGH CHESS COMPETITIONS :rolleyes: :p And of course I'm a perv!! Takes one to know one ;)



    that I'd be walking around with a permenant stiffy at the sight of naked women. Then again, if you were there. :naughty::blush:

    and you were calling me The Perv?? :chin: :p When I do decide to go to one, I'll make sure to let you know. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I always tan in the starkers, no tan lines on me.. I'm a nice brown all over! :p

    Only thing I noticed in the earlier days when I was getting tanned was that my ass went darker quicker than the rest of my body, which was quite amusing for a while having such a dark ass.. try explaining that one to your nightcap ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Justin Sane
    I always tan in the starkers, no tan lines on me.. I'm a nice brown all over! :p


    :yum: :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's what the point of going to a nudist beach is. It's not as if the nudist beaches are known for their AMAZINGLY TOUGH CHESS COMPETITIONS :rolleyes: :p And of course I'm a perv!! Takes one to know one ;)

    Chess on a nudist beach? Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Black bishop takes white queen"

    Yeah, got to admit, I would also like to go to a nudist beach for a bit of an oggle too. :) Although, in reality, there aren't going to be that many bodies truly worth oggling. :(

    and you were calling me The Perv?? :chin: :p When I do decide to go to one, I'll make sure to let you know. ;)
    Unfortunately, due to distance, it's unlikely that I'll ever see your naked, tanned, sun kissed body walking along the beach on a hot Summer's day. ...But you could always take a camera! :hyper: :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Unfortunately, due to distance, it's unlikely that I'll ever see your naked, tanned, sun kissed body walking along the beach on a hot Summer's day. ...But you could always take a camera! :hyper: :naughty:


    I'll get you a picture this summer. Promise :thumb: :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    ...But you could always take a camera! :hyper: :naughty:
    I second that :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blnde_BombShell
    I'll get you a picture this summer. Promise :thumb: :naughty:
    And one that I'll hold you to! :D Of course, if you're unsure about naked, then a bikini shot will suffice. :thumb: ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Of course, if you're unsure about naked, then a bikini shot will suffice. :thumb: ;)
    Don't lower the stakes, she has to go thru with the naked picture, it'll go well with the others ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Justin Sane
    Don't lower the stakes, she has to go thru with the naked picture, it'll go well with the others ;):p
    Ah, good point. In that case we'll still hold you to the nude photos! ...And add bikini and underwear on later. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Ah, good point. In that case we'll still hold you to the nude photos! ...And add bikini and underwear on later. :)
    Don't lower the stakes, she has to go thru with the naked picture, it'll go well with the others


    the things I do for you two. :no: :lol:

    I'm going to get the dirty pics and videos from my ex of us *ahem* and I might let you see them.(the pics, NO WAY THE VIDEOS) But keep a look out when you do your daily porn search, because my porn might be hanging around there too. :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I shall peruse with greater diligence then:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :p

    I think there is a lot to be said for sheading clothes - very liberating!

    I have never done the nudist beach thing - but would like to....

    but have done the skinny dipping thing with friends a number of times and think it is great......

    Plus you get to check all your mates out, that you have always wondered about!!!!

    :eek: :naughty::naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just get high and choke the chicken


    can't beat that
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes you can.

    Getting high and fucking
    Fucking in public
    Fucking in general

    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I wouldn't know about the fucking :o


    but the high well.... :thumb:
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