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taning in the nod
BillieTheBot
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Well i was just thinking about my summer holiday and im planing on going to a nudist beach.
Thing is i was thinking about the guys who sun bath in the nude...
no not like that but well...if their..um..peice isnt to its full length it wouldnt tan properly....wouldnt it kinda like tan in a tiger strip effect?
sorry considering its about a penis i think its in the right place...
Thing is i was thinking about the guys who sun bath in the nude...
no not like that but well...if their..um..peice isnt to its full length it wouldnt tan properly....wouldnt it kinda like tan in a tiger strip effect?
sorry considering its about a penis i think its in the right place...
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would have to have an erection all the time
sure u could help them out zella;)
Besides which, if it's warm it'll be nice and big anyway:)
No tan lines, innit?
If I wrnt to an nudist beach I'd have the place to myself after about seven seconds, because everyone else would run away:D
That's why it would be awesome to go to one. Of course, I've never been to one but I hate wearing clothes. If I didn't have to wear clothes the rest of my life, I wouldn't. I'd prolly cover my eyes at first when I went to a nudist beach but after that, I would probably stay there forever and never get enough of it.
I don't think there would be much of a problem with getting turned on and horny most of the time on a nudist beach. Not much more of a problem than queing for a bus, fully clothed, on a wet Tuesday afternoon really. I think that being relaxed, naked, in the sun, would be more of a problem with feeling horny than the fact I'm surrounded by other naked people. Although the obvious problem there is that the beach is where I'm most likely to feel relaxed in the sun, and therefore horny. But it's not a foregone conclusion, such as junker seems to think, that I'd be walking around with a permenant stiffy at the sight of naked women. Then again, if you were there.
I know what you mean about clothes. Choosing them, being judged by them, feeling comfortable in them, having to wear particular clothes in certain situations when they make me feel uncomfortable. But I'm no nudist either. Nor am I someone who believes we should all wander around naked (there are quite a few people that shouldn't wander around fully clothed, let alone naked). If I believe anything, it's that we shouldn't be worried, or overly concerned about the naked body.
That's what the point of going to a nudist beach is. It's not as if the nudist beaches are known for their AMAZINGLY TOUGH CHESS COMPETITIONS :rolleyes: And of course I'm a perv!! Takes one to know one
and you were calling me The Perv?? :chin: When I do decide to go to one, I'll make sure to let you know.
Only thing I noticed in the earlier days when I was getting tanned was that my ass went darker quicker than the rest of my body, which was quite amusing for a while having such a dark ass.. try explaining that one to your nightcap
:yes:
Chess on a nudist beach? Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Black bishop takes white queen"
Yeah, got to admit, I would also like to go to a nudist beach for a bit of an oggle too. Although, in reality, there aren't going to be that many bodies truly worth oggling.
Unfortunately, due to distance, it's unlikely that I'll ever see your naked, tanned, sun kissed body walking along the beach on a hot Summer's day. ...But you could always take a camera! :hyper:
I'll get you a picture this summer. Promise :thumb:
the things I do for you two. :no:
I'm going to get the dirty pics and videos from my ex of us *ahem* and I might let you see them.(the pics, NO WAY THE VIDEOS) But keep a look out when you do your daily porn search, because my porn might be hanging around there too.
I think there is a lot to be said for sheading clothes - very liberating!
I have never done the nudist beach thing - but would like to....
but have done the skinny dipping thing with friends a number of times and think it is great......
Plus you get to check all your mates out, that you have always wondered about!!!!
:eek:
can't beat that
Getting high and fucking
Fucking in public
Fucking in general
:rolleyes:
but the high well.... :thumb: