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Gratuitious advert

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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Please bid on my thing!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2397739329
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're selling a nail????
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, interested?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It sounds like a dodgey deal to be honest. You probably nicked it. I don't wanna handle stolen good, no way... :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmfao, no it was bought quite legitimately
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why are you selling it? Takign up too much room in the shed?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now, are you gonna stop asking questions and bid? I need to make at least 15 pence to cover my costs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't use e-bay I'm afraid, so I have been a timewaster. Please don't, what was the phrase, 'hunt you down like the dog you are'. :p Do you think you'll sell it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont know, FHM sold a bucket of water for about £150 so i think i've got a chance!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A starting bid of 10p?????

    I'd sooner rip down the neighbours fence and pull the nails out from there (rust has character don't you know?).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll take it of your hands for one pound
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you better place your bid then matey
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No I mean if YOU give ME one pound I'll take it of your hands:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    before anyone bids I'd change it 'For sale....one genuine and unique silver coloured nail - limited offer!'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I agree with JimV.

    Not much of a sales pitch, you should make a play on the historical relevance of the resources invested.

    Oh, and I'm not bidding for something where the postage costs more than the item...

    You possibly need to increase the reserve price - it doesn't sound exclusive enough at 10p. Make it £10 and you might find that some idiot, sorry potential buyer thinks that there is indeed something speical about it.

    Use the word "Bargain" and women will flock like flies to shit...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive edited it, take a look
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere
    ive edited it, take a look

    Now you just being silly ... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How did FHM post the bucket of water?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    good question
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    Use the word "Bargain" and women will flock like flies to shit...

    Years of bitter experience there Mr Mok?:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Still no bids?

    I wonder why...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Randomgirl
    Still no bids?

    I wonder why...

    proobably because you can buy a few packets of them for that price!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Years of bitter experience there Mr Mok?:)

    You could say that ;)

    A wise man once said that the difference between men and women can be summed up by their shopping habits. A man will spend £2 on an item only worth £1 because he really needs it. A woman will spend £1 on an item worth £2 because "it's a bargain", whether she needs it of not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A radio station sold a poo-filled nappy for a grand.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How come the starting price has gone up, wasn't it 10p yeaterday?:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A nail you say. Funny I need one for a picture I just got.

    Interested person here!! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Luce
    How did FHM post the bucket of water?


    They didn't, they got the bloke to collect it, then took a photo of him and plastered it all over their mag!
    I think it cost him £150 lol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    23 hours in and still no bids :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh well
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