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Gratuitious advert
BillieTheBot
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Please bid on my thing!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2397739329
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2397739329
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I'd sooner rip down the neighbours fence and pull the nails out from there (rust has character don't you know?).
Not much of a sales pitch, you should make a play on the historical relevance of the resources invested.
Oh, and I'm not bidding for something where the postage costs more than the item...
You possibly need to increase the reserve price - it doesn't sound exclusive enough at 10p. Make it £10 and you might find that some idiot, sorry potential buyer thinks that there is indeed something speical about it.
Use the word "Bargain" and women will flock like flies to shit...
Now you just being silly ...
Years of bitter experience there Mr Mok?:)
I wonder why...
proobably because you can buy a few packets of them for that price!
You could say that
A wise man once said that the difference between men and women can be summed up by their shopping habits. A man will spend £2 on an item only worth £1 because he really needs it. A woman will spend £1 on an item worth £2 because "it's a bargain", whether she needs it of not.
Interested person here!!
They didn't, they got the bloke to collect it, then took a photo of him and plastered it all over their mag!
I think it cost him £150 lol.