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devoted father...etc
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Why is it that murder victims are always devoted fathers or loving daughters or just all round great blokes. Is someone killing all the good guys so it's just us annoying bastards left?
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Probably because on the news they can't have the person next door to the deceased saying "Oh he was a complete bastard, he so deserved it!"
i finaly got on great with him in the last twenty years. the crap at the funeral ...was such a lovely dedicated family man ...i almost burst out laughing!
like you would expect of a nice guy.
What about all the gang "homeboys"?
They get their mothers coming on TV saying "but he was such a good boy".
Bollocks.
LMAO. So true.
Hmmm.
i so see that happening with me and my mum
...and if you had given me that advice i would have laughed ...hindsight is a wonderful thing ...
i hope no-one talks complete bollocks about me at my funeral
if i was a complete bastard in life (a doctor romano type perhaps) then i actually want someone to say 'chris was a complete twat, but at least you knew where you stood with him'
i think my current one would be 'chris is the nicest guy in the world, but if he wants to piss you off, he is a master'
thanks to the security guard at my work....
my final wishes include the pallbearers being bribed to drop the coffin, and to have a tape inside the coffin triggered by a remote, playing my voice saying 'im not dead yet' during the service...
oh, and i want two dogs and four cats, dressed as groom and best man, and bride and bridesmaids respectively, sitting on top of the coffin when i'm brought into the church...
maybe it's a little morbid but i think it'd be funny....
A certain level of nastiness does though. Anthony Bliar does.