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[SQUEAKY]"You'll like it, not a lot, but you'll like it"[/SQUEAKY]
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hello there me hearties.
I welcome thee to the promiscuous(read: perverted, sad, geekish, evil, twisted) mind of my dear, dear self.
I'm 20, unbelievably handsome, funny, charming, enigmatic, intelligent and not in the least bit self depricating *cough* eejit *cough*
I don't like your avatars though, they're a tad mundane and simple. I choose the black man as an ode to my humoungous, heavy, bulbous.......erm........ego......
Quite. Nice to see there are some insanely beautiful women scattered around here. Not that i'm here for a dating service. I'm quite happy with my Mrs. Palm, natch. In fact, I cordially invite you all to wedding, at sea, a good hundred miles or so from the mainland. Anything goes out there :flirt:
So, in conclusion, I am TEH S3X0R! (Conclusive proof in profile...)
Bye!
I welcome thee to the promiscuous(read: perverted, sad, geekish, evil, twisted) mind of my dear, dear self.
I'm 20, unbelievably handsome, funny, charming, enigmatic, intelligent and not in the least bit self depricating *cough* eejit *cough*
I don't like your avatars though, they're a tad mundane and simple. I choose the black man as an ode to my humoungous, heavy, bulbous.......erm........ego......
Quite. Nice to see there are some insanely beautiful women scattered around here. Not that i'm here for a dating service. I'm quite happy with my Mrs. Palm, natch. In fact, I cordially invite you all to wedding, at sea, a good hundred miles or so from the mainland. Anything goes out there :flirt:
So, in conclusion, I am TEH S3X0R! (Conclusive proof in profile...)
Bye!
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Welcome
Nasty.
I know. Im a tease. You dirty thing for even looking!!
oh sorry
i thought i'd put that away.
I've hard a rock hard life, me. Things keep getting set on fire around me but nobody will understand it JUST ISN'T ME THAT STARTS THEM.
It's the voices, yes, yes, the voices, those nasty, EVIL little voices, pecking at my brain....
I repeat, you're all sex-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee