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really funny and good jokes

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 122,046 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Right....

I need really good jokes to tell someone

some help please

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 122,046 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

    He worked it out with a pencil.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 122,046 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahah la love ? it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 122,046 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What did the nuclear scientists have for dinner?

    fission Chips
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 122,046 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two atoms walking down the road and one says the other I've just lost an electron' the second asks if he is sure to which he says 'he's positive '

    What does the subatomic duck say...'quark'

    An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty however an design engineer sees the glass twice as large as it needs to be.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 122,046 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just got a new dish washer... I chained the post man to the sink.

    I sometimes wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think I'd tap that'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 122,046 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've started reading a new book on anti-gravity...I can't put it down.

    I've got a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum

    Why did I divide SIN by TAN...just COS

    Why does a burger have less energy than steak?
    A burger is in its ground state


    I do not even apologise for the nerd factor of some of these jokes
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