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I need really good jokes to tell someone
some help please
I need really good jokes to tell someone
some help please
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He worked it out with a pencil.
fission Chips
What does the subatomic duck say...'quark'
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty however an design engineer sees the glass twice as large as it needs to be.
I sometimes wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think I'd tap that'.
I've got a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum
Why did I divide SIN by TAN...just COS
Why does a burger have less energy than steak?
A burger is in its ground state
I do not even apologise for the nerd factor of some of these jokes