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me me me me sorbet me me me me....
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was supposed to wander over to the in-laws this evening, but him being extremely poorly, he only wanted to see his son, so me and little'un, well, just me now, she's sleeping, im sitting here, with absolutely jack shitey to do.
do I...
a) watch absolute crap on the tv (any suggestions? please dont say the tweenies...)
b) drink myself to death
c) sit on here
d) masturbate (although i did have quite enough of that last night!
e) sit on here whilst eating lemon sorbet (bearing in mind it is my mums, however she is off on holiday and wont be back untill wednesday night... just enough time to purchase some more that is if im feeling generous of course ...)
do I...
a) watch absolute crap on the tv (any suggestions? please dont say the tweenies...)
b) drink myself to death
c) sit on here
d) masturbate (although i did have quite enough of that last night!
e) sit on here whilst eating lemon sorbet (bearing in mind it is my mums, however she is off on holiday and wont be back untill wednesday night... just enough time to purchase some more that is if im feeling generous of course ...)
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Go for the sorbet thingy. I was trying to explain to Char last night how great it was, but it didn't get through.
Sorbet rocks :yes:
Talk about a self-licky-arseous ... oh, I give up.
How about statistics coursework? How hard can it be?
*purposefully avoids saying something childish about masturbating but s****** to myself all-the-same*
Oh my God! It's political correctness gone mad. Damn your eyes, censors!
S****horpe's gone bad too, boyo.
I say masturbate. But I'm not as mature as Cap'n Kirk, evidently.
did u do that!? or did it do it automatically, if i did u must of said a very naughty word! tut tut tut.:p
To be fair, it always was bad
I put "sniggger" (as in to laugh) without the extra "g" and it automatically censored me. Ridiculous.
yup, ridicorus!
No, ridiculous
Where's my lawyer?
LOL
God, I missed you.
bri-namite; housework?! have you gone mad?!!!
and as for masturbation, god turtletoise... i did say i had too much last night... dont you people read???!
shut it! lol, i was being silly.
How many times do I need to tell you! My name isn't God. :rolleyes:
Yep. Sorbet it is.......
Can I have some?
I wasn't talking to yoou.
I was talking to God.
of course you can, here you are *throws sorbs*
:no: respect your bible.
Sorbet food fight?
QUICK!!!! its on the floor, lick it up now before it melts!!:crazyeyes