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F*ck, F*ck, F*ckity, F*ck

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Boss has just told me that unless I get my timesheets for the last 5 months handed in by close of play today then I'm not gonna get my 60+ hours of overtime I have claimed for last month.

:mad:

And timesheets are so fucking boring.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Timesheets aren't boring when its the difference between 60 hours pay or nothing. GET TO IT! BE POSITIVE!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah believe me. Our timesheet system is so crap it makes it mind-numbling boring. But you are correct. I have to get them done of I want the extra £700 in my hand at the end of the month.

    I'm going in. I may be gone some time. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate some of the time sheets we have to do at work. Not the main one, but all the others we have to do which waste our time. :( And all of them are boring to fill in. :(

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ARGH!! I fucking hate timesheets. :mad: All I did the other day was look for tons and tons of fucking wanking timesheets. Little bastards. And there's like 50 bloody weeks worth of the fuckers. Yes, I'd love to look for that timesheet for you, oh look, it's in the bag that's in the box at the very bottom... under the other 983394795 boxes of timesheets. :heart:

    And whaat is the point in putting stars in the word fuck? :( Now I really can't tell what it says! Yeeesss. :p

    I should moan like this in real life. :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i get the basic idea, but whats a time sheet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    i get the basic idea, but whats a time sheet?

    A sheet. That you write times on. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dont you do them every week?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    i get the basic idea, but whats a time sheet?

    Our timesheets are to be filled out with what each Analyst has done so that when it comes to budgeting the bosses can see which services we have spent our time on.
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    Dont you do them every week?

    Don't you start. You sound just like the boss :p:p;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit dog that's ruff. You wanna get some guy's to help you out. Give them a few bucks each to do it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster



    Don't you start. You sound just like the boss :p:p;)
    Sorry baby!!!

    W are made to do ours every week or we dont get paid!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    Sorry baby!!!

    W are made to do ours every week or we dont get paid!

    We're "supposed" to do ours every week but most times just don't have the time. Been granted until Fri to get them in as things a bit hectic here at the mo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *thanks god she doesnt work*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
    *thanks god she doesnt work*

    I never claimed for one minute that I actually work :p;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *swipe* clock in *swipe* clock out. Technology's great.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Philosopher
    *swipe* clock in *swipe* clock out. Technology's great.

    yup, that's the extent of my effort.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Philosopher
    *swipe* clock in *swipe* clock out. Technology's great.

    We have a machine that clunks :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooh clunks, *is jealous* ours just beeps when you swipe on and double beeps when you swipe off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by fugue
    oooh clunks, *is jealous* ours just beeps when you swipe on and double beeps when you swipe off.

    We get our hours added up by people with pencils too *nods*

    Morrisons is back in the stone age of clocking systems :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We have to type our clocking in/out numbers. I always forget even though I walk past it. :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    We have to type our clocking in/out numbers. I always forget even though I walk past it. :/

    i have the smae problem, i mean i always remember to swipe on in the morning, but i often don't swipe off. The sad thing is there is a swipe thing near all our exits and signs saying don't forget to swipe off.:rolleyes:
    but fuck, after working 13 hours i can't be bother to read stuff...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i get paid a set wage each week no matter how much or how little i do at work :D

    take monday for example..... i walked in work..... let my staff in..... told my assistant manager im going to the pub for a couple of hours and she can get me on my mobile if she needs me :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    er what do you do?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    We get our hours added up by people with pencils too *nods*

    Morrisons is back in the stone age of clocking systems :(

    That's because they concentrate on selling groceries </Ken Morrison>

    And bent carrots.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think you all follow what I mean by timesheets.

    I work, say, 8hrs today. I have to fill out a timesheet with a breakdown of what I did that day with account codes beside each task. Not bad if I spend all day or the best part of a day of the one thing.

    We also have an electronic system that clocks us in and out. So that's one blessing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooooooooh right
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    That's because they concentrate on selling groceries </Ken Morrison>

    And bent carrots.

    He's coming to see us next week :(

    Best behaviour and the such like :(
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