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scare yourself half to death in 5 easy steps!!
Step 1 - Get yourself a 6 week overdue haircut. Nice and short.
Step 2 - Whilst in the shower drink some lager and get a taste for it.
Step 3 - Decide to goto pub and get seriously drunk.
Step 4 - Stagger home at 1am and promptly fall asleep.
Step 5 - Wake up at half past stupid o'clock with a mouth like an Arab's sandal and a bladder as full as a pimps wallet. Stumble into the toilet, catch a reflection of yourself in the mirror, not recognise yourself with your new haircut and think that your being robbed!!
Scared the shite out of me this morning!!
Anyone else given themselves a real scare?
Step 1 - Get yourself a 6 week overdue haircut. Nice and short.
Step 2 - Whilst in the shower drink some lager and get a taste for it.
Step 3 - Decide to goto pub and get seriously drunk.
Step 4 - Stagger home at 1am and promptly fall asleep.
Step 5 - Wake up at half past stupid o'clock with a mouth like an Arab's sandal and a bladder as full as a pimps wallet. Stumble into the toilet, catch a reflection of yourself in the mirror, not recognise yourself with your new haircut and think that your being robbed!!
Scared the shite out of me this morning!!
Anyone else given themselves a real scare?
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It shook me because that car wasn't there when I checked but then I realise it's just me in the reflection
.:Crispy:.
hilarious!